This is my official apology to all Justin Bieber fans. This had to be done. Okay, but a bit of back story before this short little piece of crap is read. I was bored this evening and was watching some Brit dissect a Justin Bieber song. As reference, I looked up the song, and instantly started tapping out The Master's four beat rhythm out of insanity. Halfway through the song, I paused it and got this (not so) brilliant idea. Enjoy! (Or not, I don't care) I don't own Doctor Who or Justin Bieber.

Okay, so back story for this story now. The Doctor somehow forced The Master to come back to life, but not regenerate (because I love Simm too much) after The Year That Never Was, now the two are in the TARDIS listening to music.)

The Doctor ran into the Master's room with bounding energy. "Hey! Master! Master! Master! Wanna listen to some music, come ooon, it's good music. You'll like it, trust me. Come on!" He practically yelled into the Time Lord's ear. He smiled his goofy grin, which made the Master frown.

"Calm down for a few seconds and listen to yourself, you idiot." He muttered, barely audible over the Doctor's ramblings. "Now, what are you going on about?"

"Well, I just fixed the TARDIS' radio, and I wanna listen to music. And, I WANT YOU TO JOIN ME. It's been such a long time since we actually did something together." He paused for a moment to remember the last year. The year that never happened. "Something that didn't involve destroying anything. Or abusing me, or killing people. I mean we should really do something fun for once."

"Well, the Valiant was pretty fun, and Lucy was gr-" The Master stopped as he realised that he was speaking out loud. "I mean... I'm busy." He covered for himself, and held up the book that was in his hand. An old Gallifreyan story that the Doctor happened to have lying around.

"You can read later Master. Come on, just one song." He jumped up and plopped onto The Master's bed. "I'm not gonna leave you alone until you listen to one song with me." He whined.

The Master took a deep breath, and knew that the Time Lord spoke the truth. "Okay." He sighed, ready to accept his fate. The sooner he could get The Doctor out of his face, the sooner he could get back to relaxing. "I'm coming, just get off my bed." He shoved the Doctor away from him, and he landed with a thud on the hard ground.

"No need for shoving, now come on..." He dragged the Master into the TARDIS control room. A high pitched sound emitted from the speakers and a boy's voice echoed throughout the ship.

"What is this, Doctor?" The Master asked, putting his hands over his ears to block out the sound. "I think I prefer the drums."

"I... Don't know. That's the funny thing with Earth music, you never know what you're gonna get. Besides, he's not that bad."

"He doesn't even sound like a he, what's the kid's name anyways?"

After the Doctor thought for a moment he shrugged. "No clue."

The song finally ended to the Master's relief. An Earth woman now came through the speakers. "And that was Justin Bieber's latest song, Mistletoe. What a lovely young man isn't he?" The Master couldn't take any more of this.

"I'll be in my room, recovering." He grunted and headed back into his room.

Sorry about that, but when I'm bored and watching people mess with music, this is what happens. I hope you at least attempted to enjoy this. And my other story will have chapter two sometime tonight. : -)