This is a one shot spoof on the Prisoner of Azkaban. I love comedy, and there is room in the harry potter series to make fun of some things.
Like Dementors, hint hint.
Enjoy
p.s. Note that some dialoguie may not be mine. You'll know it when you see it. Also, I do not own the telletubbies.
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Harry Ron and Hermione ssat down in the adult's compartment.
"Are you sure he's asleep?" asked Harry.
"Seems to be. Why?" asked Hermione.
Harry got up and shut the door.
"I have something to tell you," he said.
He told them and they started discussing it, not even bothering to be quiet in the presence of the sleeping teacher.
"You're a what?" exclaimed Ron.
"I... I guess I'm a superhero," he told them again.
"How?" asked Hermione.
Harry started to tell them, but just then the train chose that precise moment to come to a jarring halt, sending Ron pitching forward into Hermione's lap. She gave a squeal and pushed him off, looking vindicated.
"We can't be there yet," Hermione pointed out the obvious.
"Suddenly everything got cold, and the window started to frost over.
"What's happening?" Ron whined, looking as usual as if someone had set a flame between his toes. Harry supposed he had been born in some ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down when his mother pushed him.
"What's going on?" Ron wheezed, starting to cry like the chickensh he was.
"Shut up! I think I hear something!" Harry shushed him.
Something was gliding into sight through the window of tgheir compartment door. Something...pink. And yellow. And sky blue. It entered their compartment, and Harry tried not to scream.
"It's a telletubby!!!!!!! KILL IT!!" Harry screamed.
"Harry!! Use your superhero powers on it!" screamed Hermione.
Harry kicked it in the groin, but it laughed and came for them.
"It's no use! It's still coming!" he cried.
"Impedementa!" yelled Hermione, whipping out her wand so fast she poked Harry in the eye. He pushed her in retaliatiion, and the telletubby fell on her and began sucking out her happy memories.
"Hermione!" cried Ron.
At that moment, Professor Lupin stood up and whipped out his wand. He conjured up a synthetic hand out of nowhere and used it to slap the telletubby across the face. It stopped and began crying. Lupin slapped it again, and it took off, sobbing.
"What the bloody hell was that?" asked Ron.
"It was a dementor. One of the dementors of Azkaban. They suck every happy thought out of you and what's worse, they make you watch the same rerun of your least favorite tv show over and over again." he explained.
"Azkaban must be terrible," said Harry. He couldn't even imagine it.
"Eventually, all the prisoners can do is quote sentences from the shows they are forced to watch repeatedly." said Lupin.
"Ick. They sound scary." said Hermione.
"Indeed. If you don't mind, I need to have a word with the conductor, excuse me," said Lupin. He left.
The train sped on, taking it's people on to Hogwarts.