Smily Gorilla Man steps out of the shadows. "MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I have you now!" he yells manevolently.
"Not this time bannana breath!" Harry Potter squeaks, his voice rising and falling dramatically.
"No! No! NOT THE MIDGET MAN!" Smily Gorilla Man cowers in fear as Harry strutts up and down the red carpet, twirling so the cameras can get good pictures.
"I AM pretty macho huh." he instantly agree's with SGM. "You should really have taken my class, Egotistical Heros and how to become one. you know, you would have had a much better career."
"Cut, Cut, Alright, boyesse, zat sucked like Neville Longbottom in a spedo." every one gasped.
"How could you say that! " Neville sputtered, "I look VERY good in a spedo. The ladies love me!"
"Anyvay. Harry Potter, if you vish to ave a suckzezzful careear in zee movaies, you muzt be a bit more dramatic, dance a jig, sweep your armez around imperiouzly, do vhat you ave to, but earn me some beeg monai!
Smily Gorilla Man steps out of the shadows. "MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I have you now!" he yells manevolently.
"Not this time bannana breath!" Harry Potter squeaks, his voice rising and falling dramatically.
"No! No! NOT THE MIDGET MAN!" Smily Gorilla Man cowers in fear as Harry strutts up and down the red carpet, twirling so the cameras can get good pictures.
"I AM pretty macho huh." he instantly agree's with SGM. "You should really have taken my class, Egotistical Heros and how to become one. you know, you would have had a much better career." This time Harry Potter swung his arms around majestcally and danced a jig.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the bulgarian monkey killer jig! I can't stand the banana blight! I have to kill some one!" SGM roared in anger and blasted Brittany Spears and Christina Agulaira into the far wall."
"NO!" Harry lost his blance and jigged into the large ((((( )))) man standing next to him. "Not my lovley Hormonally activated singers! I will kill you for that Smily Gorilla Man! May all your bananas attack your frontally located tail!" Smily Gorilla Man swished his cloak once again and dissapeared until the next episode.
I don't own anything except Smily Gorilla Man and the large man standing next to Harry.
Hey! What's that obnoxious thing in the middle of my name! I'm gonna sue you you little snott! -The Large Man Standing Next to Harry
the author snickers obnoxiously :I own you mister! you have to do anything I want you to! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Makes him dance the hula infront of the tv cameras)
Alright, back to me. I was born one night in england...
You also have to do what I want you to harry, This is my fanfic. please refrain from talking about yourself. Smily Gorilla Man is not available for comment due to the fact that he dissapeared from the scene until the next episode which is not here right now.
REVIEW!!!!
"Not this time bannana breath!" Harry Potter squeaks, his voice rising and falling dramatically.
"No! No! NOT THE MIDGET MAN!" Smily Gorilla Man cowers in fear as Harry strutts up and down the red carpet, twirling so the cameras can get good pictures.
"I AM pretty macho huh." he instantly agree's with SGM. "You should really have taken my class, Egotistical Heros and how to become one. you know, you would have had a much better career."
"Cut, Cut, Alright, boyesse, zat sucked like Neville Longbottom in a spedo." every one gasped.
"How could you say that! " Neville sputtered, "I look VERY good in a spedo. The ladies love me!"
"Anyvay. Harry Potter, if you vish to ave a suckzezzful careear in zee movaies, you muzt be a bit more dramatic, dance a jig, sweep your armez around imperiouzly, do vhat you ave to, but earn me some beeg monai!
Smily Gorilla Man steps out of the shadows. "MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I have you now!" he yells manevolently.
"Not this time bannana breath!" Harry Potter squeaks, his voice rising and falling dramatically.
"No! No! NOT THE MIDGET MAN!" Smily Gorilla Man cowers in fear as Harry strutts up and down the red carpet, twirling so the cameras can get good pictures.
"I AM pretty macho huh." he instantly agree's with SGM. "You should really have taken my class, Egotistical Heros and how to become one. you know, you would have had a much better career." This time Harry Potter swung his arms around majestcally and danced a jig.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the bulgarian monkey killer jig! I can't stand the banana blight! I have to kill some one!" SGM roared in anger and blasted Brittany Spears and Christina Agulaira into the far wall."
"NO!" Harry lost his blance and jigged into the large ((((( )))) man standing next to him. "Not my lovley Hormonally activated singers! I will kill you for that Smily Gorilla Man! May all your bananas attack your frontally located tail!" Smily Gorilla Man swished his cloak once again and dissapeared until the next episode.
I don't own anything except Smily Gorilla Man and the large man standing next to Harry.
Hey! What's that obnoxious thing in the middle of my name! I'm gonna sue you you little snott! -The Large Man Standing Next to Harry
the author snickers obnoxiously :I own you mister! you have to do anything I want you to! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Makes him dance the hula infront of the tv cameras)
Alright, back to me. I was born one night in england...
You also have to do what I want you to harry, This is my fanfic. please refrain from talking about yourself. Smily Gorilla Man is not available for comment due to the fact that he dissapeared from the scene until the next episode which is not here right now.
REVIEW!!!!