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The gang where on their way to find Naraku and kill him, of course.
"Miroku where are you going?!" Sango asked him.
Miroku ran up to a young girl and as usually he asked her "Will you bear my child?" But this time it was different.
The girl said "Yes lord monk, I will bear your child."
Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo,and most of all was Sango where very shocked. Sango was even more shocked at all of this because not long ago Miroku asked her that same question. Miroku said that he would stop womanizing after Sango said yes.
"Miroku what do you think your doing darling?" Sango asked trying to strain herself from going bizare.
"Uh?!" Miroku said not knowing what to say.
Sango then walked over to Miroku and said to the girl "Sorrybut he's taken."
Oh no, I'm going to get it now! Miroku said to himself.
Sango was about to pull him away from the girl, shegrabed him and said "No, he told me I would bear his child and I will."
"Oh no you don't he's mine," Sango said as she pulled him back tored her.
"He's mine," the girl said once again.
"Mine!" Sango yelled.
"No mine," the girl yelled back at Sango.
Oh, wow girls fighting over me! Miroku said to himself.
Kagome and Inuyasha exchanged worried glances between each other as both girls fought over Miroku.
"Poor Miroku," Shippo said to Kagome still in her arms.
"I think he disurved it anyway for asking another woman to bear his child after asking Sango," Kagome said with a disapointed look on her face.
"I actually agree with you about this, Kagome," Inuyasha said.
In the end the girl was the one who decided to give up Miroku to Sango. When she let him go he went flying into Sango.
When Sango got up she turned to Miroku and yelled "Stay away from me!" She then ran to Kirara, got on her back and flew away into the night.
Miroku went to Kagome,Inuyasha,and Shippo sat down on a rock.
"You should go after her you know," Kagome said after a few minutes of silence.
"I know, but she doesn't wan't anything to do with me anymore," Miroku said hopelesly.
This was random I know. But all together funny. Please review.