SHUT UP.
IT'S VERY LATE WHERE I AM, AND I'M HYPER UP ON REDBULL AND LICORICE.
MI RANDOMNESS!
Alec: Liver… Everyone LOVES liver
Jocelyn: I LIKE Liver
Jace: Liver is fine as long as there's no sense of Isabelle.
...
Clary: Tomato Potato Fellatio!
Max: The Amazing' Rhyming Clary!
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The Inquisitor: SOOOOBAAAAA !
Max: **Twitch**
Isabelle: Shut up you ninny!
Sebastian: AWWWWWW W Izzy your no fun! **Pokes Izzy's Head**
Magnus: I, the marvelous pervert, will now join in on the random word making!
Everyone: …
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Magnus: TAMPON!
Valentine: THERE IS NOT A TAMPON IN MY PURSE MAGNUS!
Magnus: There is so! I was referring to the upstairs bathroom that you have to yourself!
Valentine: **Blushes deep dark red**
Magnus: Thought so. Now go buy me some dildos!
Valentine: YES SIR! **Leaves**
Mayrse: Hey! Don't boss Vally around like that!
Jace: SHUT UP RUNT!
Mayrse: EEP! ** Follows Valentine to the store**
Everyone: …
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Robert: ITS IS I! ROOSTER DUDE!
Alec: OMFG ROOSTER DUDE! **Hug**
Luke: GET OFF HIM BITCH HES MINE!
Alec: Wanna fight for him?
Luke: HELL YEA! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A THUMB WAR!
Alec: BRING IT ON DOWNWORLDER!
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The Inquisitor: SOBA ROX MY SOX!
Max: **Twitch**
Jocelyn: Imogen, Shut up.
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Alec: TO…MUCH...PERFECT…PEOPLE! **Twitch**
Jocelyn: **Slaps** GET IT TOGETHER ALEC! MY FREEKY DEEKY LOVE!
Jace: Hey you can't hit girls! The only girl you can hit is YOURSELF YOU DAMN... FEMALE!
Jocelyn: SHUT UP CHEESE BOY!
Jace: WTF?
Jocelyn: Seriously I smell cheese in this house.
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Max: HEY SEBASTIAN!
Sebastian: Yes?
Max: Wanna Make-Out?
Sebastian: HELL NO! Who would make out with you when they got Clary!
Magnus: Spoken like a true poet!
Sebastian: **Bitch Slaps**
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Inquisitor: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo…
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Jace: IT IS I! TE MARVELOUS AND EXTREMLY DRUNK JACE! YO MAGGIE! DIDJA CHEAT ON ME YOU DIRTY, SMELLY WARLCOK!
Magnus: WTF? I'm with Alec!
Jace: HOW COULD YOU!
Magnus: Who needs you when I got my sweetest blue eyed masterpiece?
Isabelle: **Ultra Death Glare That Eats Away At the Soul**
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Alec: I FEEL PRETTY! ALL SO PRETTY! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAAAAAAY!
Jace: AND I PITTY ANY HOMOSEXUAL WHO WASN'T ME TODAY!
Magnus: O.O
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Luke: I have a special Announcement to make.
Everyone: …
Luke: I has beaten Alec at a Thumb War. This resulted in a broken arm and a missing eyeball.
**Gasp heard from everyone**
Luke: You are all idiots to believe such a thing.
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Jocelyn: **Sneaking around Jace's Room, sniffing things**
Jace: **Groan… (He's waking up)** AHH WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY ROOM YA DAMN FEMALE!
Jocelyn: I smell CHEESE!
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Jocelyn: Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh!
Jace: What the hell! I thought you liked Cinderella not Winnie the Pooh!
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Valentine: I AM A LION! RAWR!
Magnus: I AM A PERVERT STRAIGHT TO THE BONE!
Valentine: I AM A RADISH THAT REALLY LIKES JACE!
Jace: WHAT!
Valentine: RAWR!
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Clary: SING RING BING DING KING BAGEL FLING BLING CLING REVINE STARWARS!
Mayrse: Dude! Get Help!
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Alec: I SHALL NOW STICK THIS FRENCH FRY UP MY NOSE!
**Silence**
Alec: YOU DENY MY DREAMS OF BECOMNG A WALRUS!
Maia: OMG I AM SO SORRY! I SHALL GET YOU MORE FRENCH FRIES TO MAKE YU LOOK LIKE A WALRUS! IM SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY!
Imogen: Geez, can you ever shut up you silly werewolf with ADD.
Max: I USED TO HAVE ADD! SOBA! **Twitch**
Mayrse: Soba…? What does that have to do with ADD?
Max: **Twitch**
Magnus: Whenever he heard the word Soba he'd call Simon and ask him to marry him. Sad really…
Max: **Twitch** yaw got that right home dog!
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Clary: I shall now eat marshmallows until I explode.
Mayrse: AND I SHALL EAT PEAUNUTS TILL I BARF ALL OVER THE INQUISITOR!
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Valentine: Jocelyn… You smell like milk… And Jace… And the slightest bit of Cheese.
Jace: Hey Valentine! If she smells SOOOOOO much like me, MAKE OUT WITH THE DAMN FEMALE!
Valentine: KA-HING! **Makes out for Jocelyn**
Isabelle: You know Jace…you truly are an idiot.
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Max: PINK POODLES!
Clary: MARSHMELLOW FLAVORED RED BLUEBERRIES!
Max: Ok that was just too weird Clary, my Love
Everyone: O.O
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Jace: You know Max, you are a sick bastard.
Max: **Sniff**
Jocelyn: **Stops making out with Valentine** you're a jackass Jace. **Rezumes making out with Valentine**
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Simon: **Sewing Jocelyn a Frilly Pink Dress with a Frilly Pink Tutu That Says "I am a Pervert Like Magnus" In frilly pink letters**
Everyone: O.O
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Simon: **Gives everyone the middle finger**
Mayrse: **Bites off SImon's finger with Tiger Teeth**
Imogen: Ewww
Magnus: MY DEAR VAMPIRE! I SHALL FETCH YOU A BANDAID!
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Isabelle: I, the most awesome member of the Realm of Faerie, will ignore the urge to make out with random people.
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Jace: I WANT A PINAPPLE!
Jocelyn: We only got Peaches.
Jace: FINE I WANT CHERRY SAUCE!
Jocelyn: **Sigh**
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Aline: JACE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE EATEN ANY PORK SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!
Jace: OF COURSE I ATE PORK! WHY WOULD I NOT!
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Valentine: I want a cheese burger… with lotsa manly ingredients
Everyone: Since when did you eat Manly ingredients?
Magnus: Yea Valentine! How could you betray us girly ingredients!
Clary: I'm getting sick of Marshmallows! Magnus's girly ingredient THINGS HERE I COME! **Takes out Harry Potter Wand** ACCIO! ACCIO! ACCIO!
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Imogen (to Magnus): You… are one hot dog I'm nevah gonna eat.
Magnus: Okay then… that means one of two things. Either I'm really hot…Or I'm a Tofu Dog that was found under Jocelyn's bed in 1963. AND I LOVE ALEC.
Imogen: A Tofu Dog Found under Jocelyn's bed in '63
Magnus: AWWWWW BUT I WANNA BE A HOTTIE!
(Silence)
Mayrse: You… Wanna look like a hunk of rotten fish.
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Raphael: I AM A TURD!
Simon: Agreed. Wanna make a sandcastle?
Raphael: OKAY MY DAYLIGHTER FRIEND! **Skips off to the beach with Simon**
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Alec: I wanna make an igloo!
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Aline: I may be a pig, but I'm not fat!
Sebastian: Oh quit denying yourself. You're fat.
Aline: I AM NOT!
Sebastian: Why else does Jace not like, or love you?
Aline: **Glares** you may have a point. JACE! IM GOING ON A DIET!
Jocelyn: Look atcha girlfriend you stupid dipstick… going on a diet all for you.
Jace: Look at your boyfriends. Ones a Downworlder and the others crazy! AND I'M DATING CLARY!
Jocelyn: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW OFF EVERY OTHER DAY!
Jace: Please you rabid female, you're dissing yourself.
Jocelyn: You're a B-I-T-C-H
Jace: And you are a female. Female.
Jocelyn: RAWR!
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Aline: I LOST 99 POUNDS ON THE SPECIAL K DIET!
(Silence)
Clary: You're that fat?
(Silence)
Clary: You are aren't you?
Aline: Be Happy! I only weigh 238 pounds now! Before you know it I wont have to wear my corset.
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Valentine: I love cats… there so fluffy.
Jace: Are you talking about Chairman Meow?
Magnus: BACK AWAY FROM THE CAT!
Maia: I AM SOOOOOOOOOOORY BUT CHAIRMAN MEOW LIVES IN MAGNUS'S APARTMENT OVER HALF THE TIME SO THAT WOULD MEAN VALENTINE HATES YOU! IM SOOOOOO SOOOOOOORRY!
Clary: Don't worry mom; if he wants to eat beef burgers and Beefy Cakes then he hates me too.
Max: B-beefy cakes?... I WANT ONE WITH PINK ICING AND SPRINKLES!
Clary: You're so stupid, stupid!
Max: SHUT UP YU STUPID-RED-HEADED-FOOT-SMELLER!
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(Later on that day…)
Isabelle: I feel… pubescent.
Alec: And you don't know why?
Isabelle: OOOOOOOOO I know why. magnus's been yelling in my ears for hours on end when he came for dinner.
Alec: Grrrrr. MAGNUS!
Magnus: (Enters Room) Daaarling?
Alec: Have you been yelling in Sissy's ears?
Magnus: Since when did you call Isabelle 'sissy'?
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Jocelyn: I like Valentine as a friend, or a fuck buddy. A fuck buddy is easier in case I find that I do actually love him. But it will forever be fuck buddy-ish. I LOVE LUKE SKYWALKER!
Magnus: Who the hell would want LUKE SKYWALKER! Why not Han Solo! He is easily the sexiest.
Jocelyn: Han Solo has Luke's sister.
Mayrse: Awwwww that's so sweet Jocelyn!
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Maia: OMG RABID POLOR BEARS ARE TRIEING TO EAT MY JELLY BUNS!
Imogen: Ok you just killed Jocelyn's lovey-dovey moment.
Max: Yea! Geez Maia. GET HELP!
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Valentine: (Doodling Jace's name in Japanese all over a random book)
Max: Why are you writing Jace's name in Kanji?
Valentine: OMG YOU STALKER!
Max: I have come to the mental conclusion that you love him.
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Alec: I'm like a biiiiiiiiird I wanna fly away! I don't know where my soul is…
Jocelyn: What the hell are you spewing!
Alec: How the hell should I knoooooooow? How the heeeell….
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Jace: You know Luke, you're a total disgrace to all werewolves in this world.
Luke: You are a disgrace to all Golden Haired idiots in this UNIVERSE!
Jace: Grrrrr. Wanna play Shadowhunter kills Downworlder?
Luke: If I win, you kiss Valentine; if you win I kiss… Clary.
Simon: OOOOOH YOU CAN'T KISS CLARY! SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER FIGURE!
Jocelyn: Shut it! I got Luke Skywalker. Valentine is like my FUCK BUDDY… OMG THEN JACE IS LIKE... Hey he's not my kid o.o
Simon: SEE! I told you it would matter!
Raphael: Your daughter's friend is right, oh scary one!
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Clary: I like staring at your eyes Sebastian…
Sebastian: I like staring at Pictures of Palomino Horses…
Clary: **Gasp** (Rips pictures away from Sebastian) Save a horse, ride a CLARY!
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Alec: I want Maia to repeat after me. "I am a moldy chunk of Broccoli."
Maia: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! I AM A MOLDY HUNK OF BROCCOLI! FORGIVE ME ALEC FOR NOT SAYINGIT QUICKLY!
(Collective Gasp)
All: Maia finally snapped…
Maia: I'M SORRRRRRRRRY FOR SNAPPING!
(Collective Gasp)
All: You truly are an idiot….
Maia: I SAID IM SORRY GODDAMIT!
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Valentine: Jace… wake up…
Jace: **Snore**
Valentine: Will you wake up if I give you a kiss?
Jace: …
Valentine: Ah, why not? **Kiss**
Jace: **Flips some shit**
Valentine: **Dead**
Dear lord. I'm sorry for being so rude up there .
Uhm.
So like... yah.
I dun own anything but my redbull and licorice.
Love,
Allie