It is a peaceful sunny morning in Quantico BAU... well... It Was. It was a peaceful sunny morning in Quantico BAU until...
JJ: Hotch has a cookie?
Garcia: Hotch? Cookie?
Rossi: He brought a Cookie?
Morgan: For lunch? A cookie?
Reid (walking by): I want a cookie...
Prentis (Sitting down): Who has a cookie?
JJ: Hotch has a cookie!
The moment those words escaped JJ's lips the BAU would never be the same.
"I want a cookie!" Reid pouted looking up through the window; sure enough Hotch had a cookie on his desk.
"Haha" Morgan chuckled "What are you going to do steal it?" Morgan questioned while the others laugh.
"Yes..." Reid said walking away mesmerized by the wonderful perfectly bakes dough with drops of chocolate sitting inside.
"THAT COOKIE IS MINE" Reid shouted attracting the attention of everyone in the BAU. Reid quickly dashed off to god-knows-where as the team sat silently stunned.
"Is he seriously going to get the cookie?" Prentis asked looking around at the team who was just staying still gaping at the place where Reid once stood.
They suddenly heard from another room "MISSION STEAL-HOTCH'S-COOKIE-AND-GAIN-CONTROL-OVER-THE-WHOLE-UNIVERSE-USING-THE-MAGICAL-CHOCOLATE-CHIP-COOKIE... or for short Mission S.H.C.A.G.C.O.T.W.U.U.T.M.C.C.C.".
~In the bathroom of the BAU~
Reid was standing on top of a toilet trying to remove a board from the ceiling. He knew ceiling plans of the BAU he had memorized it last mission (Mission: S.S.A.H.A.D.W.H.W.I.A.H. for those who wanted to know) when he snuck to Hotch's room through the ceiling from the bathroom (DON'T ASK! Just nod your head and pretend to agree). Reid finally managed to push the board aside and he hoisted himself into the ceiling. He started to slowly move through the ceiling crawling. The only though in his mind was the cookie resting on Hotch's desk.
~Back to the team~
"Let's go warn Hotch" Morgan said walking towards his office, he was stopped by JJ.
"Do you seriously think Reid would try to steal his cookie?" JJ asked, after a few moments of silence she said:
"You're right, let's go warn him" So the team heroically started their journey to Hotch's Office to warn him of his incoming doom.
"Hotch! You need to evacuate!" JJ hollered as she bursted through the door.
"Wha-" Just as Hotch was about to ask what the hell was going on when they heard a thump.
"Ohhhhhhh SHIT" They jerked their heads to one side of the office where floor boards and Reid layed on the floor.
"Wha-" again Hotch was about to ask what the hell was going on when Reid yelled.
"My Mission is complete! The Cookie is there!" Reid screamed running to the desk (He ran about 2 feet...) he grabbed the cookie and raised it towards the heavens.
"Finally! I hold in my hands the key to world domination!"
"Missions? Cookie? World Domination? What the hell?" Hotch question looking at Reid for an explanation.
"You see JJ started talking about you having a Cookie and I really wanted it so I went on mission S.H.C.A.G.C.O.T.W.U.U.T.M.C.C.C to steal your cookie. I crawled through the ceiling and obtained the magical cookie" Reid explained all in one breath like it was the most obvious thing in the whole world.
"I-I see... you... you can have the cookie" Hotch said, his mind still jumbled with everything Reid had said.
"YES THE COOKIE IS MINE" Reid screamed before running out of the room, and out of the work-area and he ran through the doors that lead to the stairs.
"Where is he going?" Hotch asked the team.
They just shrugged and went back to working. Hotch went back to working as well (he was pretending the ceiling was fine)
Once again it was a peaceful sunny morning in Quantico BAU