Disclaimer: I own Fullmetal Alchemist. No really I do. I'm not joking. Okay fine... It's not mine. (Rhyming!)
I got the idea for this when I was half asleep on Friday night. Nothing came up when I randomly searched 'Lip ring' for Fullmetal Alchemist. So I decided to write something. It's short, Like, shorter than Ed short. And crappy.
Enjoy! ^w^
"Edward Elric, hold still!" Al let out a frustrated sigh as he pushed Ed back once again with his left arm.
"Why? So you stab that fucking thing through my lip? No thank you!" Ed strugled, kicking and punching Al's arm.. Which of course hurt himself more than Al. Due to Al being a gigantic suit of armor.
"Well I offered you a numbing shot, but no You won't even let me give you a tiny shot!"
Tiny... "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY WOULD DROWN IN A SINGLE DAMN DROP OF WATER?"
"I didn't say that and you know it brother! Why can't you just hold still so that we could both get this over with?"
Ed glared at Al, his face red. "And why exactly would I let you stab my freaking lip?"
Al sighed loudly, "Because you said you wanted a lip piercing, remeber?"
A thoughtful look replaced the angry one on Ed's face, "Well I think I changed my mind. Let me up."
Al loosened his grip on Ed. "..."
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" I should make you drink milk for a week for that."
An extremely out of character gasp came from a certain betraid looking chibi. "You wouldn't dare."
Al took a quick step towards the refridgerator and Ed's eyes widened, "Oh but dear brother I would."
And thus, screams, loud thuds, and very, very, unappropriate language could be heard throughout Central... Or at least throughout the Military dorms.
Please tell me if there are any spelling/grammar mistakes. It is Summer after all. :D I also have no spell check.. And I'm not really the best at acurately typing. ;)
Review? Thank you for reading!
-GrilledPeanutButter (^-^)