Tai's Piggy Hill

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon. Toei does. I also don't own Piggy Hill. Tom Green does.

One happy day in the digital world, the digidestined were standing on top of Infinity Mountain. A strange blue mist floated over Tai. He started to sing.

I'm going to throw the goggles off the hill.

I'm going to throw the goggles off the hill.

I'm going to throw the goggles off

I'm going to throw the goggles off

I'm going to throw the goggles off the hill!

Tai then ripped the goggles off his head and threw them off Infinity Mountain.

"Tai, what did you do that for?" Asked Sora. Tai began to sing again.

I'm going to throw the Sora off the hill.

I'm going to throw the Sora off the hill.

I'm going to throw the Sora off

I'm going to throw the Sora off

I'm going to throw the Sora off the hill!

He picked Sora up and threw her off the mountain. She landed in a bloody mess on a bunch of pointy rocks. Two Ogremon then came and ate her.

Up on the mountain, Tai heard clicking. He turned towards Izzy, who, like always, was furiously typing away at his laptop. Tai began to sing again.

I'm going to throw the laptop off the hill.

I'm going to throw the laptop off the hill.

I'm going to throw the laptop off

I'm going to throw the laptop off

I'm going to throw the laptop off the hill!

Tai grabbed the laptop from Izzy and tossed it off the mountain.

"Nooo! Laptop!" Izzy screamed. He tried to catch it but he ended falling off Infinity Mountain. Tai noticed Kari and began to sing.

I'm going to throw the whistle off the hill.

I'm going to throw the whistle off the hill.

I'm going to throw the whistle off

I'm going to throw the whistle off

I'm going to throw the whistle off the hill!

Tai grabbed Kari's whistle and threw it off the mountain. Kari jumped after it and died. For some unknown reason, the gayest villain of all and crappiest author on Fanfiction.net appeared and tried to kill the digidestined. Tai stepped up to him and began to sing.

I'm going to throw the homo off the hill.

I'm going to throw the homo off the hill.

I'm going to throw the homo off

I'm going to throw the homo off

I'm going to throw the homo off the hill!

Tai grabbed Piedmon and threw him off the hill. He then started to sing one more time.

I'm going to throw the Taichi off the hill.

I'm going to throw the Taichi off the hill.

I'm going to throw the Taichi off

I'm going to throw the Taichi off

I'm going to throw the Taichi off the hill!

Tai walked up to the edge and jumped.

"What the hell just happened?" Matt asked Joe.

"I think it had to do with the weird mist that came over Tai." Joe answered.

"Who cares? Let's get some pizza." Mimi said. The remaining digidestined climbed down, found a way back to the real world, and got some pizza.

The End