[A/N: I own NONE of Batman, Stan Lee's characters, or any of DC or anything realated to it, even if I wish it, I don't. The only characters I own are my OCs, thus including Jessie my main OC; hope you like this. This particular story is my first Batman story on here so be gentle with me, no flames please, be colorful [so to speak] with your revies :D hope you enjoy]

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I sat on a orange plastic seat, in the newly re-built train, which takes me directly into downtown, where Wayne Tower is too, as other many wide and tall buildings. I was heading to school; well living in the Narrows doesn't really do well when you go to school in downtown Gotham. We don't have a school in the Narrows. Why would we? It's dangerous as the GCPD calls it. I had today, my purple backpack sitting in the seat beside me. And also today, I had my new jester outfit on, it was no harlequin but it did its justice…somehow. I also had my blond hair in two pixie like piggy tails. Apparently Mom felt like waking up long enough to do my hair, and correctly this time. I hate it when she thinks my hair should go a certain particular way and I don't like it. Not one little bit. I have a bit of a temper to be quite honest. Oh well. She deserves it.

My brown eyes scanned outside, through the partially dust covered and scratched window as the train pasted on by things. Seeing the beginning of downtown Gotham and the bridge that led from the Narrows into the downtown area. I blinked slowly as I noticed the graffiti on these train walls. I looked away from the window and around, seeing only a few people on the train really. Like it wasn't safe. Well, it wasn't after dark but still, it was pretty good.

I rolled my eyes as I saw my school dress clothes peeking through my slightly unzipped backpack. I'd have to change back into them later but oh well. I didn't care on what my teacher saw as so-called "Appropriate" dress wear. I glanced back through the window seeing we were nearing my school. How great. What could possibly be so great there? Besides seeing my teacher trip over her own feet.

Meanwhile back in the Narrows, at Arkham Asylum…

The Joker was sitting at what looked to be a school lunch table; beside him was a bubbly Harley Quinn. Apparently no one noticed she was beside the guy, how quaint. The Joker was tapping his right hand fingers on the table.

Rap. A-tap. Rap. A-Tap.

"Joker!" Penguin's voice rang as he sat down across from the Joker; Harley peeked over to listen in then.

"What is it, Pigeon bird?" Joker looked up, licking his lips, smacking them a few times as he waited. He wasn't really paying attention though. His eye lids dropped partially shut now, he kept tapping his fingers on the table, grinning wide at the Penguin.

"I got some news for you." The Penguin spoke, raising his head up as if thinking he was better "I'll tell you for a favor."

"Listen, bird brain, my Puddin' doesn't do favors for free." Harley interrupted in quickly, leaning over the table, both palms spread out to hold her up. The Joker slowly looked over at her still with his drooped eye lids raising open a little now.

"I—I mean Mr. J don't do favors for free." Harley sat back down then with a giggle; her hands in her lap as the Penguin ruffled his sleeves slightly, sitting up straighter if that was even possible.

"There's a girl." The Penguin began to speak but Joker interrupted

"There's lots of girl—zu." The Joker smacked his lips, leaning on an elbow now in annoyance it seemed.

"Not just any girl." The Penguin waved a finger in Joker's face "No. No. Your girl."

"What girl?!" Harley Quinn put her hands on her hips, looking over at the Joker, who just leaned back slightly, chuckling.

"Your kiddy, my dear." Penguin looked over at the Harley, then back at the Joker with a grin.

And Harley just sat there wide eyed then looked over at her Puddin', smiling wide then.

"Our little coop, Puddin'! We're gonna see her again!" Harley squeaked out and nearly fell over as the Joker shoved her aside roughly, leaning in towards the Penguin.

"Who told ya this again, Birdbrain?" The Joker smacked his lips, his eyes darkening with a well known annoyed gleam people all over Gotham Penguin just grinned wider, showing his bright white lynx teeth.

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