I gave you alot ra-men,

You've got a ton ra-men,

You have way 2 much ramen, so never ask me for more!

You came through the well and knocked down my door,

You're wond-er-ing why your ass is kiss-ing the floor…..

I won't bring you any ra-men,

You ain't getting any ra-men,

Stop asking for ramen, you instant cup-a-soup whore!

You've ransacked my house and destroyed my cupboards,

I'll have to do something I won't be res-pon-sible for…

You won't leave until you get some?

You won't leave until you get some!

You demand that you get some and bring it right there?

How 'bout I sit you till you're nice and sore,

I hope you are quite into re-dis-cover-ing my floor!

It appears you ate much ramen

Cuz you puked it all up man,

You forced me to sit you again, & here's a bill 4 the repair.