Okay all you people. This is just a little one-shot that I don't plan on continuing onto anything. I just thought it would be funny. It's just a side project to work on while I write the next chapter of my book Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The New Prophecy (Just couldn't resist putting an Ad in here.) Please note that the entire chapter is written from Typhon's point of view. Also, he speaks with a heavy British accent, so when you read it, make sure to include that. Here goes:
Dear Mother Gaia,
Life at the bottom of the ocean is really boring. The food here is rubbish. I have no one to talk to about the weather and I can't seem to find anyone who sells Lager or crumpets.
I know it sounds like I'm complaining too much, but I'm a simple chap, really. All I want is a spot of tea I the afternoon and someone to carry out an intelligent conversation with. Why just the other day, I went to visit my American neighbors on Olympus to borrow a cup of sugar. I mean they could have just said "It's a bad time for guests" or "we don't have any sugar" but those lousy Americans have no such manners. They just had to chain me up and toss me down here. Now where am I supposed to get my tea and who am I going to play croquet with. Speaking of which, when I get out, I really must try out that trick that old man Kronos showed me the other day.
Your loving son,
Typhon
P.S. Make sure to tell my Echidna that I love her.
Well that's it. Short, but I hope you like it. Also, thanks to Project Phoenix Agent 003 for the idea of making Typhon some sophisticated British guy (No offense to the British people that might be reading this). I told him that if he didn't write it, I would. One last thing: Review