I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or Queen's song "We will rock you."
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A large clash of harsh and out of beat mixture of drums, clapping and guitar strums sounded in the Akatsuki base, that was until a loud yell, followed by "FUCK!" leaked through the doors and a very pissed looking Hidan came out, slamming the door behind him and holding up his middle fingers for all to see. The room began to quiet down into a silence that was hard to beleave in the Akatsuki base, and the leader who was working on new jutsus in the back room began to worry. "Get in two lines." he motioned, waving his hands and pushing some of the members to get them into the lines he wanted. When they were all facing him, he walked into the middle of the two lines, slammed his foot on the nearest rock twice, then clapped. He continued, and shot a few glares until the members got the message and began to play, half the group beat their drums, while the other half clapped. Itachi stood, rubbing his guitar with a little polish. When the rhythm finally steadied into a solid heartbeat, Hidan grabbed a microphone and walked toward Tobi, then began to sing. "Buddy your a boy, make a big noise, playin' in the street gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickin your can all over the place."
When he finished his first line, the rest of the Akatsuki sang "We will, we will rock you... We will, we will, rock you." While Hidan took the chance to put Tobi to shame by pushing him out of his chair and making him fall on the floor by pushing his mask rather hard.
Hidan walked toward Deidara and smirked, raising his microphone and pointing at the blond before singing, "Buddy, you're a young man, hard man, shoutin' in the street, gonna take on the world someday. Ya' got blood on your face, ya big disgrace, wavin' your banner all over the place."
The Akatsuki joined in again singing, "We will, we will, rock you...We will we will rock you." Hidan slapped Deidara cross the face, rather harshly even for Hidan, then decided to used his last line on Kakuzu, the old man.
"Yo, fucktard!" Kakuzu raised his head, realizing he was being spoken to. "Your a money whore." Kakuzu glared, then Hidan sang, "Buddy your and old man, poor man, pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace," Hidan got right in his face as he sang, offending Kakuzu with the word 'poor' mainly because he was rich. "Somebody gonna put you back in your place." He flicked off his partner then joined the Akatsuki in the "We will, we will, rock you...We will we will rock you!" Hidan ran toward Itachi and played a two minute long guitar solo, while Itachi winced at the Jashinist playing his guitar. The beat began to silence out as Hidan's solo finished, ending in a large smash over a Jashin symbol, and a stab in the heart. "Lord Jashin-sama...how did you like my fuckin song?" he spat out as he fainted on the floor and the members solemly walked away.
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I randomly had this idea when I was listening to the song and pictured it in my head. Oh, don't forget to reveiw! It will make the smilie even happier!!