Deidara walked back to the Akatsuki base. When he got there the whole organization was having muffins.
"Can I have one, hmm?" Deidara asked. Tobi said,"How are you going to eat it?"
Deidara realised he had no arms."I will force you to feed me." He ran over but Tobi ran away."I'll use my mouth!" Deidara said. He walked over and ate the muffin. "Kakuzu sew my arms back on, hmm."
Kakuzu said"I need some money for me to sew it on." Deidara had money but it was in his overcoat and without arms he couldn't get to it."Get it for me. It's in my coat." Kakuzu walked over and stole the walletr."STOP, HMM!" Deidara yelled.
Deidara reaized he had to use the bathroom."I have to use the bathroom. Uhhh... Can someone-" But every one ran away and the Pain came and said." You need arms. Really bad. But untill you have arms no more muffins." He then walked away and laughed."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's it!" Deidara ran over and stole Hidans arms and some of Kakuzu's thread using Hidan's own scyth in his teeth."Yes!"
Deidara ran over to the organizations bathroom to see that there was a huge line."Nooo!" So he ran and made some clays spiders. He ran over and screamed "KATSU!" And then his spiders blew up."No!"They went to play some ping pong instead of attacking and exploding
Deidara was mad so he went to Zetsu in the lounge and asked if he had seen his arms."I ate them when I was over there." Deidara gasped and jumped in Zetsu's mouth and went down to his stomach with thread in his mouth and got his arms."KATSU,hmm!" He said coming out of then the door to the bathroom blew open.
The toilet had a sign. It said out of order.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Deidara ran out and went to thje Sand village to use the bathroom but was thrown out and finnaly went at the Leaf village.
"Now I get my muffins!" Deidara said but when he got there Kisame ate them all. Deidara ran after him. He then ran away from a hidan with his arms back swinging his scythe.
Deidara hid in a box and then was shipped to Antartica. He now lives with penguins.