status complete
prompt the one and only Oxford Learner's Pocket Dictionary
warnings language, suggestiveness
pairings kakashi/anko
disclaimer i do not own naruto
DICTIONARIES
Anko flipped the pages of a book nonchalantly, trying to kill some time reading some shit. Apparently, it was not working. She glanced to the other side of the table, at the silver-haired man across from her, and rolled her eyes at the novel in his hand; Icha Icha Paradise. How could he even read that stuff? It was the same book that earned him the title of a pervert. Not that he minded though.
With a sigh, her eyes focused again on the book in her own hands, catching an interesting word among the others.
Sex: noun
1. activities associated with sexual intercourse (partly for kind perpetuation)
2. either of the two categories (male or female) into which most organisms are divided
3. all of the feelings resulting from the urge to gratify sexual impulses
4. the properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles
Anko laughed softly and dropped the book on the table. Her elbow rested on the table and he fist came up to support her head, against her temple. Dictionaries were useless, according to her. Like what normal person in their right state of mind would search the word sex in a dictionary? This is vital; you don't learn it from stupid books, you just know it.
A manly chuckle echoed in the empty library from across the table she was sitting on. Kakashi remained calm under her irritated glare. He shrugged and went on reading his book again. Anko sighed aloud. This place was boring and Kakashi was not helping at all.
Anko grabbed a paper and a pen, and wrote down on it with her messy handwriting.
Sex:
the sensual activities between two –or more– people, in order to make babies or just fuck for the sake of filling the pleasure gap in one's life or just for the need of screwing someone.
She looked at her paper and smiled proudly. A smirk escaped her lips as she re-read it. Kakashi had his eyes glued on her face. What could she possibly be writing that made her so happy out of the blue? He put down his novel, and extended his hand towards his companion. Anko raised an elegant eyebrow.
"What?"
Kakashi eye-smiled. "Can I borrow this paper?"
"Whatever." Anko shrugged and tossed him the tissue.
The Copy Ninja couldn't hide his smile after reading the sentences written on that piece of paper. His single eye looked at her excitedly. Anko returned the look. She may not have known what was going through the man's head, but she had nothing better to do while she was stuck on a library with tons of stupid books; it seemed like the last way to salvation.
She watched Kakashi add something on the paper and then walking up to her. He handed the paper to her and she took it eagerly. Anko didn't bother to suppress her grin when she read what was written on it. She nodded and dropped it on the floor, while standing up from her chair. Still grinning sexily, she wrapped her slender arms around Kakashi's neck and played with his silver hair affectionately. Kakashi smirked and replied to this by wrapping his own arms around her waist.
"Maybe you won't be bored anymore," he said and put his mask down.
"Maybe…" she said and pressed herself against him, locking her lips with his.
On the floor next to the making out couple lied the paper note, whose content was visible. Under Anko's explanation about sex, you could see a sentence wrote in Kakashi's handwriting.
Why don't we just skip the theories and set in action?
Yep, dictionaries are useless. After all, if Anko's kind didn't perpetuate, which one would?