Bun-Bun-Bunny was feeding on delicious carrots and felt a happy sensation go through his tongue. "I heart carrots!! Oh my goodness!" He started hopping franticly around because of the pure pleasure in his taste buds. "I wonder what's for Breakner?!" He hopped into the city, bought some manga, went home and played some Katamari and did his laundry all in 10 seconds.
Bun-Bun-Bunny had a normal life for a frantic bunny who squeals. He had a shiny peice of tin foil in his hand. He crumpled it. "Oh know! It's messed up!" He began to crie. If only his pantZ(TM) could comfort him. "Wait. I don't own pantz." He began to crie frantically flapping his arms around screaming for a milkshake. "I-I-I-I-I want carrots in it too!." He ran around again. He like flapping.
Bun-Bun-Bunny stopped flapping. "I wonder if English rabbit's have this problem with fish and chips? Ho-hum." He decided to go to Anartica. He went there and took a tour of the mine with some tourists who used annoying flash bulbs for some reason. A blonde blur passed him. "DEIDARA!?" He shrugged and went out for a carrot wearing a complementary celery mines T-shirt. He flapped his arms then.
BOOM! Bun-Bun-Bunny turned. He saw the mushroom upclose. "NOOOOO! SMOOOOOOTHY!! That's wasn't PWIN!" He flapped his arms frantically. SHMACK! He hit his own face.He fell down feeling faint. "Dang..."
He got up and started breakdancing. He felt his groove getting on and slipped. He cried and hopped home, stopping at Japan to glomp the Akatsuki members. He hopped past his home and turned to hop back when he saw a pink lawn flamengo. His eye twitched. He pulled out an overly large hammer and smashed it screaming something about his childhood fear of them. He stopped noticing the mailman. "Um..."
Bun-Bun-Bunny threw the hammer away in the trash can. He noticed the mailman still standing there mouth agap. He walked over and closed his jaw. He noticed a can of some brand soda. he grabbed it and took a sip. "EEEEEW! I don't like it!" He drained the soda anyway and looked at the mailman, then the can. "Well I know what the obvious thing to do is so..." He threw the can at the mailman. He fell.
Bun-Bun-Bunny screamed. He panicked so he ran up and started kicking him. "WAKE UP! I need my mail! My mother is coming in a certain envelope!" He smacked him sighing. He picked him up and put him under the welcome mat. The welcome mat lay on his but in the air. Bun-Bun-Bunny looked around. He noticed an old person riding a lawnmower coming. "YOU!! YOU SMASHED MY FlAMENGO! I'LL MAKE YOU SOUP!!"
Bun-Bun-Bunny ran away! "I want Stew!" He ran into a used lawnmower convention and bought one. He revved it up and floored it toward the old man who for some apparent reason was singing DotA. He went only a few feet before the lawnmover exploded. He stood there his pink fur turned black. "NOO!" He placed his hands on his head and screamed this. He paniced and grabbed a random toaster walking in the street. He smacked it and it started to fly toward the old man. The man pulled out a sword and killed the toaster. Bun-Bun-Bunny fell on the ground and started crying. He looked up at the stopped lawnmower and had rage in his eye. "My toast wasn't done!" He stood up and walked over to the old man. He picked him up and placed him down. He got in the lawnmover and went to the store.
He began browsing the selections. He shrugged and walked out. He went to his lawnmower and realized it was out of gas. He pushed it back to the man. "Thanks." He walked home and saw a carrot. He ate it and ran to Canada. "I want some Canadian Bacon eh?" He laughed and got some maple syrup. He got it all over him and got stuck to the chair. He spinned it and laughed! He enjoyed but then threw up.