Authors note: So lately I have taken to writing funny little ficlets instead of the longer, serious ones. I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter related, I leave that to the god that is JK Rowling. Well I own the plot, but even that is stretching it since the plot is a branched idea from JK's ...and well I am rambling so ...yah.
It is said that people who sleep with theirs mouths open will have a likely chance that spiders will crawl into their mouth. The open mouth of a sleeper is the exact environment that spiders thrive to seek refuge in, the damp, moist, and dark environment is where arachnids reside.
"C'mon Fred lets just go back to bed, if mum catches us she'll have our heads."
Fred looked over at his 9 year old identical other and sighed. "George do you not want Ron to pay for what he did to us today."
George stopped on the fourth floor landing and looked up at his twin with a burning rage in his eyes. "Just the memory of what he did makes me want to Avada his freckled butt off!"
Stopping at Ron's door, Fred took a wand out of his pocket and turned the door knob.
George glanced at Fred and then to the sleeping figure underneath the Chudley Cannons bedspread. "How did you manage to get dads wand anyways?" asked George.
Fred grinned, "simple I gave him what muggles call a yellow rudder duck...or something along those lines. It still has him trying to figure out the function of it...I made a bet with Charlie on how long it would take him."
As the twins approached their little brothers bed Ron gave a snort, startling both twins.
"Just do it now Gred and get it over with", hissed George.
"Sheesh Forge keep your voice down our you'll wake the bugger." Fred pointed his fathers' wand at Rons' teddy bear and whispered, "Arachnida abeo".
Both twins snickered and watched as the precious bear turned into a teddy sized spider. All was almost lost with giggling as the twins saw Ron snuggle the "teddy bear" closer to his face. The spider noticing the inviting habitat coming from the humans open mouth made a move to enter its new found home.
"C'mon Fred better get out of here before he wakes up."
"Yah lets go, revenge get me knackered." Said Fred as both now tired and sedated twins headed back down their own beds.
Jumping the creaking step just outside their bedrooms landing they heard a scream come from Ron's room, the slam of a door, and the pitter of feet headed towards their parents bedroom.
As the twins climbed into bed they heard their mother's voice before they drifted off.
"RON WHAT IN BLAZES...OH MY GIDDY AUNT! ARTHUR! ARTHUR! WAKE UP YOUR SON IS CHOKING! NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE IS CHOK...SPIDER!"
Fred looked over at his twins bed and could see the outline of a huge grin matching his own on his brother. "That'll teach the prick to take the last piece of treacle tart."
Authors note: Well there it is I hope it tickled your fancy, made you fall off your chair, or even snort. If it didn't well I hope it at least amused you. Thanks for reading. Also a shout out to Ducky'sgirl4ever you gave me the inspiration to write this.