Edward the Under Achieving Fruit Loop

by Truffle's Girl

From the A.T.M. Anti-Twilight Movement . OMG I hate Edward. I HATE HIM! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST KILL ME NOW! O.k, sorry about that. So this is about hating people you uh... hate.

A.T.M

(Anti-Twilight Movement)

Edward the Under-Achiever

Edward is an under achiever. Take his song, "Bella's Lullaby." That is the easiest song in the world. He has been alive for what? 108 years, and have been taking piano for about 98 years? I can tell you. I have been playing piano for about 1 year and can play it perfectly (Yes it is the real version, not the kindergarten one). You'd think he could come up with something better than that. He also misses school so much for a "disability" he has. No wonder he has been re-taking high school for a little over fifty years.