APOV

My husband is hiding SOMETHING from me. I know what it is and I know that he is not alone. But his SECRET is not known to everyone. But when Emmett finds out, his world will turn to hell. A JACOB WORTHY HELL! NO, NO! A SUSAN HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*COUGH*HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA hahahah ha-ha ha he Hehehehehe Hua.

JCPOV

I was obsessed. With what? Only something that could kick me out of my pack! I didn't know what to do. Edward knew and he laughed. A lot. That pissed me off. A lot.

"Hi, Jacob or should I say D…"

"Shut up!"

"What? I thought you liked D…"

"EDWARD! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!"

"Ooohhhhhhh, does somebody need a dose of…"

"Edward, don't do it!"

"Of…"

"I'm Warning You!!!!!!"

"DORA THE EXPLORER!!!!!!!"

Jasper and Emmett ran into the room.

"Did someone say it?

'I can't believe it."

"Is it really?"

"DORA THE EXPLORER!!!!" they both sang.

Lately Jasper has been obsessed with small things. Like Dora the explorer. And so was I. Now that Emmett knew, I figured to blow it off, maybe they would believe me.

"Pssh, no I don't, Edward! You're just saying that so you can hide your own addiction. To, uh, BELLA! And… COOKIES!!!"

Emmett gasped. (HehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!) "Edward! HOW COULD YOU?!"

"Emmett, he's lying," he tapped his temple, "REMEMBER THAT?!!!"

"Oh, yeah, of course I knew that. Pssh."

"Right." Jasper and Edward said in unison.

"So, Jazz, I heard you like Dora the Explorer too!" I bellowed.

"Ooohhhhhhh yea- I mean, why ever would I like Dora the Explorer?"

"Because you do. You do, that's why!!!!!"

"Oh, FINE!!! I LIKED IT BECAUSE SUSAN LIKED IT!!!!!! Oh, Susan," he sobbed pathetically.

Emmett slapped his repeatedly.

"GET…A…HOLD…OF…YOURSELF…MAN!!!!!!" he screamed in between slaps and occasional shoulder shakes.

"But, but, but, Susan was my LOVER!!!!!!" he babbled.

"NO, IDIOT!!!!" Alice yelled as she jumped down the stairs. "I AM YOU RETARD!!!!!!"

Jasper was still in hysterics.

"Fine. I'll do it the hard way, Rosalie, bring down Lola!"

Seth came barreling through the doors.

"NOOOO!!!!! NOT MY LOLA!!!!!"

Rosalie appeared at the top of the stairs with a wii, and then dropped it down the stairs. It hit every step and parts were flying everywhere.

Seth rocked the mangled 'Lola' and cooed "Shh, it will be ok, Lola. We'll go to Geek Squad. I will all be better." He repeated as he stroked the wires.

Mmmmmmmmmkay. I'm gonna leave that one alone.

Then, the most enchanting music came on the TV. IT WAS DORA!!!!

I ran in front of the TV and started singing and jumping. After the song was over, I sat down on my stomach and popped my head up with my hands. Everyone was quiet. Besides me and Jasper, who were chattering in front of TV! Everyone was staring at us!

To be continued…