A/N: This is just a story about what would happen if Rose, Emmett, Bella, Jasper, Alice, and Edward got bored and went to Wal-Mart. Enjoy!
BPOV
"Guys I'm so bored! We've watched three movies today already let's do something fun!" Emmett whined.
"I agree, we need to do something besides sit around," Alice agreed.
"Hey I have an idea," Emmett grinned.
"Oh goodness," I muttered.
"I think we should take a trip to Wal-Mart and each try to complete ten of the 101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. We could make it a contest, we'll each have a list of ten and the last one to get kicked out or the one that doesn't get kicked out wins." Emmett suggested.
"What do we win?" I asked.
"We will all have to be the winners slave for a day and do WHATEVER they want," Emmett decided.
"Oh that sounds fun!" Alice exclaimed.
"I'm in," Rose agreed.
"Sounds good," Edward replied.
"Oh fine, I'm in too," I sighed.
"I think I'll be the judge," Jasper said.
"OK let's each make lists for each other. I'll pull up a 101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart list and we'll make lists for each other. Alice can make one for me, Edward will make one for Alice, Rose makes one for Bella, Bella makes Rose's, then I'll make Edward's," Emmett declared, pulling up the list on the computer as Alice handed everyone a pencil and a sheet of paper.
We all got busy with our lists and when we were done we gave them to each other and decided to go in a circle, reading our lists, Emmett started.
"OK mine are,
1. Look at a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose
2. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins
3. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".
4. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
5. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
6. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.
7. Play football with the loaves of bread.
8. Go in the dressing rooms and a long time later yell loudly "there's no toilet paper in here"
9. Go to an empty cash register and attempt to check people out."
10. Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying, "We're going on an adventure," if a worker comes and tries to take away the Dora toy you yell, "Swiper no SWIPING!!"" Emmett read, cracking up.
"Those are great, nice job Ali," I laughed.
"I know right OK now I'll read mine,
1. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
2. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.
3. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.
4. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
5. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.
6. Hide in the clothes rack and jump out and scare people
7. Jump onto someone's back and yell "Giddy Up Horsey!"
8. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".
9. Attempt to fit into a very large gym bag.
10. "Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out."
"Nice!" Emmett laughed.
"OK OK, my turn," I laughed, beginning to read my list,
" 1. Try to put M&Ms on layaway
2. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
3. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
4. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
5. Act paranoid and hide behind every second person and say to them: "Please don't let THEM find me, they will take me back with them and lock me up again!!!!"
6. Go up to a guy and start crying saying, "I finally found you mommy!" And see what he does!
7. Go up to the clerk and yell, "Code Red!" and see what they do!
8. Roll cans of soup down the aisles.
9. Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere.
10. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell "Its gonna get me!""
"Ha ha, have fun Bells, OK here's mine," Rose said,
" 1. Walk into the clothes department and ask yourself loud enough for everyone to hear, "who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
2. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away.
3. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
4. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
5. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
6. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
7. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
8. Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.
9. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "the brooms don't work!"
10. When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor,screaming "MOMMY, I WANT THAT TOY!""
"OK and here's mine," Edward said, starting to read,
" 1. While handling guns in the hunting section ask an employee where the anti-depressants are
2. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke."
3. Play with the automatic doors.
4. TP as much of the store as possible.
5. Get your book and go into a worker room. When the workers try to throw you out you say "Shhhh!!! I am reading!"
6. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
7. Play football with the loaves of bread.
8. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks you what you are doing tell him your trying to change the game.
9. Run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand.
10. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section."
"Sounds good, let's go!" Emmett grinned, taking his girlfriend, Rosalie's hand and pulling her out to his jeep.
"Yeah Jazzy let's go! I'm driving!" Alice smiled, grabbing her boyfriend, Jasper and skipping out.
"Come on, love, I'll drive," my boyfriend, Edward said, taking my hand.
"I can hardly believe that you're related to Alice and Emmett, you're nothing like them," I observed.
"Alice and Emmett live in there own world, only Rose and Jasper would ever be able to handle them."
"Now I can see how Jasper and Rose are related, they both have such high tolerances."
Edward nodded and opened the car door for me. We drove until we arrived at Wal-Mart and then got out and all met up in the front.
"What if we complete the list and don't get kicked out?" I asked.
"Then you just continue on to the next person and if everyone else is kicked out and you're still in then you win. If more than one person doesn't get kicked out then you and whoever doesn't get kicked out will play Marco Polo in Wal-Mart. Jasper, being the judge will be Marco and whoever is caught last will win," Emmett replied.
"What if we get kicked out while playing Marco Polo?" Alice asked.
"We'll cross that bridge if we get to it," Emmett shrugged.
"OK so how is this going to work?" Edward asked.
"OK well one person will be doing their list while the rest of us follow them from a distance so we can see you and we will keep going through the lists and whoever is last if everyone else is kicked out Jasper will still be here watching and he will watch you do your list, if you don't get kicked out then you win. If you do, no one wins and we just had fun," Emmett answered.
"Sounds good, let's pick an order," Alice said.
"I'll go first!" I volunteered, just wanting to get it over with.
"I'll go after Bella," Edward said.
"Then me," Alice piped in.
"Then I'll go then Rosie," Emmett decided.
"OK, let's do this," Emmett chuckled, heading inside with all of us following.
A/N: Here's the first chapter each chapter will be the person completing their list so we will have like seven chapters in this story. I hope you liked the first chapter and this story is easy to write so chapters should come quickly, I will try to do a chapter a day! Then if you're reading my other stories sorry for taking a while I'm going to go work on the next chapter for Little Ones, now but I've already written some of that and I'll try to post it tomorrow. The next chapter for Love at First Sight? Might be posted tomorrow but if not then hopefully Wednesday. Thanks for reading! Review to tell me what you think of this! (:
~Ariel