Disclaimer: Oh, if only I was the great SMeyer. But, alas I am not.

A/N: This is my tribute to my amazing friend Dionne. She's made of awesome.

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There I was, sitting at my computer reading yet another Twilight fanfiction.

"Oh Edward," I moaned to myself, "why can't you be real?"

I continued reading until I heard…

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

…something at my window. I went to see what it was. But there was nothing there. I turned around to go back to my computer when I heard it again.

Tap.

Tap.

Tap.

This time I opened my window. A gust of cool wind blew over me and pushed me on my bed. I squealed.

"There's no need to be frightened," I heard a voice say. I looked up from my reclined position and came face to face with…

"Edward Cullen?! But that's impossible! You're not real!"

"Oh, my fair lady, you wound me," he mocked with a crooked grin on his face.

"How is this possible," I wondered aloud.

"You tell me; this is your story."

"Really?"

"Indeed."

"So, I could ask you to do anything and you'd have to do it?" This had many pleasant possibilities.

"Exactly."

"Anything at all?" I wanted to be sure.

"Yes," he confirmed.

"Kiss me!"

"Your wish, my command."

He leaned toward my face and then…

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Wait? What happened?! Don't stop there! Keep going! Don't pull a Breaking Dawn on us! …wait. I wrote it. Why am I yelling at myself? Huh…

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