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The Kitsune Sisters

Chapter 1: Learning is the Hardest Part

Naruto was walking down the streets of Konohagakure with his usual attitude, though he was very hurt inside. He just found out that he had family in Konaha. The reason he had such blond hair was because it was a family trait. He was stupid to not think of this earlier. Naruto wondered how to go about handling this new information, because after 8 years of self-reliance, it was hard to just up and trust someone.

Flashback

Naruto was just walking around the streets of his home village, whistling a jaunty tune, when all of a sudden he heard two people speaking. As he listened more closely, he noticed that there was a woman and a man speaking.

"Inoichi, why can't we bring Naruto into the family yet?" asked the woman in an upset tone. Naruto blinked twice. Were they talking about him, the demon spawn? Well, this was interesting.

"You know why we can't, Mina. He needs to be eased into the situation, and bringing him into the family is not the way to do it. We need a plan to bring him back to the family, because just telling him our little secret certainly won't boost his self-confidence at all," the male, Inoichi, countered. Naruto gasped, understanding some words, such as family.

"Who's there?" the woman shouted. Naruto held his breath for what felt like hours. Finally, he heard "it was probably just the wind" and made a break for it.

Flashback End

Now, he felt hungry. So, naturally, he decided to go for a dinner break at his favorite ramen stand, Ichiraku's Ramen.

"Hey Old Man! Eight Miso please!" Naruto exclaimed as he walked in. Teuchi, the owner of the stand, always wanted to help him, even giving him free meals at times when he was out of money. He was one of the few civilians that knew the difference from the kunai and the scroll in the village.

"Sure thing, Naruto! Anything for our favorite customer!" Teuchi exclaimed. He always loved seeing Naruto happy and carefree.

"Naruto! I heard your voice, so I made as much as I could!" Ayame said enthusiastically as she appeared with four bowls of ramen for the boy.

"Thanks Ayame! I was wondering when I'd see you again! You have been so busy working that other job of yours that I've hardly seen you recently," Naruto said, thrilled to see Ayame again. After he was done with the four that came out early, he was served another four and inhaled them in a manner not unlike a starved lion feasting on a deer. Quick and efficient, not to mention messy.

"I'm stuffed! Thanks for the food Old Man! You too Ayame! I think I'm going to head home and sleep after a long day. Bye guys!" Naruto was happy again temporarily forgetting about the news of new family.

Naruto trudged into his room, forgoing any sleeping preparations. He was tired from all this thinking he did today, since he usually didn't think much, if at all. Life was easier that way.

Before his head was even near the pillow, he was out like a light.

Drip.

Drip.

Drip.

"Okay, whoever is dripping water better stop, or I'll shove my hand in your stomach, rip out your intestines, stick one end in your throat and the other in your ass, and- huh?" Naruto stopped talking, confused. Once he opened up his eyes, he noticed he was in some sort of sewer. The odd thing was, was the fact that it felt like he knew this place from somewhere.

Suddenly, he heard chuckling. At first it was soft, but now it was just plain creepy. I mean seriously, who has that low of a voice? It sounds like the voice has been put through a voice-changer that's been through a voice-changer that's been through another voice-changer. So LOW.

"I like your sense of humor, kit," the rumbling voice said. Naruto jumped, startled.

"Who's there? I'm armed and dangerous, I'll have you know!" Naruto shouted, turning his head to try and find the source of the voice.

"No you aren't, but let's not focus on the details, shall we? Turn around." Slowly, Naruto turned around, scared of what lies behind him.

Once he was fully turned, he noticed something strange. It looked like a piece of paper on a cage. Wait, a cage? Other than that, everything seemed normal. Oh, wait, never mind. There were two glowing eyes behind the cage, and a dark figure up to thirty stories tall at least. Well, no use delaying the inevitable.

"Hello sir, I've been a fan of yours for years now, how do you do it?" Naruto asked, deciding on the 'don't-make-much-sense-and-maybe-the-giant-creature-won't-eat-you' route. It seemed to be working, because the creature wasn't talking for a few seconds.

"I'm sorry, what?" the creature asked back. Naruto nodded sagely.

"Don't worry, I understand. I mean, no one could've known, right? Seriously, that woman gets on my nerves!" Naruto shouted. The creature, now becoming more visible by the second, raised a black eyebrow. Wait, is that a fox?

"I'm just going to ignore everything you've said thus far, okay? Cool. So, my title is Kyuubi no Kitsune, my name is Kurama, and you are a girl with the name of Naruko," the creature said. Now Naruto was the one to be confused.

"I'm not a girl, Mister Kurama. Can't you see my dick?" Naruto asked while sliding his pants down. To his surprise, there was no dick. Another surprise, his voice was high, almost girlish. Also, he seemed to be having some trouble looking past his chest. His C cup chest. "Okay, never mind, I guess I am a girl now. You win, Mister Kurama," Naruko grumbled. The now clear demon fox of nine tails looked smug.

"You should learn to start taking what I say as the truth. I'm never wrong, unlike you silly mortals." Kurama said. Naruko sent the giant demon a glare.

"Speaking of which, why are you so nice, Mister Kurama? Shouldn't you be, I don't know, trying to eat me?" Naruko asked. Kurama laughed. Well, it sounded like mad cackling, but he is a demon, so a laugh really should sound maniacal or it would just be weird.

"Well, contrary to popular belief, I'm not evil. I am actually the head of the demon clan currently residing in Konoha, the Yamanaka clan. I was friends with your parents and, surprise, I'm your godfather. Damn Minato,"Kurama grumbled to himself. "Oh well, what's done is done. Besides, I think this information was supposed to be given to you over a period of time so that you wouldn't be surprised when I say that you're actually a demon fox," Kurama said. He looked down at Naruko, only to see her looking dizzy. "Hey, Kit, you good?"

Naruko sat down, her legs starting to give out. She repeated a sentence over and over again. "I can't be a demon. I can't be a demon. I can't be a-"

"Would you shut up? Thank you. Now, as I was saying, you are a demon. You should be inheriting traits from your demon blood, but I have no idea what that would be, so don't ask. It's different for everyone." Kurama said. "Now get out. Adjust to being a woman." Naruko nodded dumbly and fell on her back, splashing in the water. As the water cascaded back down on her, she left the mindscape. "Well, that was creative. I didn't even need to tell her how to leave. As a matter of fact, I don't even think she knows this is a mindscape yet. Huh."