Welcome to the wonderful world of the spin-offs!
This fanfic is aligned with The Life Of Your Average Nutjob Ninja.
Same character, different story.
Disclaimer-I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!....yet.....
"Sophia! Take your medication!" Iruka yelled after me as I escaped through the back window. "Why don't you come and make me!?" I screamed back, running into the village streets while managing to dodge the people as they scurried to move out of my way. They knew better by now that if they didn't get out of my way, and fast, they'd be knocked over. I always got horrid looks from the people who knew of me. They call me the "Village Idiot," or the "Bringer Of Chaos." I usually just ignored them.
Within five minutes Iruka Sensei was on my trail again. "Get back here!" he yelled. "Your In Big Trouble!" I could almost see the steem coming out of his ears. "Why? So thirteen houses burned a bit and the academy's roof was singed a bit. No one was hurt. So what?" I shot back, turning a corner...right into an ally with a dead end. Wonderful...
"So What?? SO WHAT????!!!! What do you mean 'So What?'" his face was bright red. Meanwhile I was trying to find a way out of the ally. "You are the least disciplined student i have EVER come across in all my years of teaching."
"Umm, sensei. You've only been teaching for about two years."
While he was thinking of something to come back with, I just barely snuck by him.
Back in the streets of Konohagakure, he was only one foot behind me.
He was just about to catch me when he stopped short. I looked behind me, and thought that he had givenb up the chase, but then i heard it too. The only sound that could 100% mean there was trouble brewing. Naruto's Laughter. Iruka sensei looked from me, to the west side of the village. "I'll deal with you later." he said, and the he was gone.
Back home, I had my nightly cub of coffee and had a nice relaxing night of dreamless sleep. If only every night could be this peaceful.