First Starfy fic! :) Or, fics, since it will soon be a collection...whateverr!
Ronk, Papes, Snips, SHOOT!
Starly goes up against the Paper Cut Crushers...
Note: P = Papes, R = Ronk, Snips = SN
Ronk: Okay, okay...uh...
Papes: PICK PAPER!
Ronk: Shut up! She's gonna
hear us!
Papes: Oh, right. Heh heh.
Snips: Why do we always pick Paper?
Papes: Cause!
Starly: (on the other side of the room) Gr...paper..rock..scissors...?
Snips: Annnnnnndddd
SHOOT!
(Everyone shoots.)
Starly: HA!
Ronk: Damn little pink thing!
Papes: I told you to pick paper!
Snips: Scissors is just fine, too, ya know!
Papes: (sniff) Fiine!
Starfy: Psssttt...Starly...
Starly: What?
Starfy:
Pick paper!
Starly: Uh...
Snips: SHOOT!
(Shoot)
R/P/SN: YES!
Starly:
NO!
Ronk: Meh, he, he...
Moe: KILL `EM
STARLY!
Starly: (to self) Um.....
Papes: (to R&SN) I suggest rock...
Ronk: WOO! You finally see
my point? ROCK CRUSHES, MAN!
Snips: Shhhhhhhhhhh!
Ronk: Woops.
Papes: SHOOT!
Snips:
Awwww! I call shots!
Papes: Ha! You were too slow, then!
Starly:
Um....(waits with paper)
Papes: UGH!!!!! WHY?! (stomps around mad) WHY DO STARS BEAT US ALL THE TIME?!?
Ronk: PAPER CUT
CRUSHERSSS!!!!!!!!
Papes: SHUT THE FLICK UP!
Snips: (gasp)
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE PAPES, THIS GAME IS RATED E FOR EVERYONE!!
Moe:
What game?!
Snips: (points at sky) There's some person controlling
Starly's EVERY MOVE! AND STARFY'S TOO!
Moe: That's crazy talk!
You've lost your noggin!
Snips:
Nu-uh!
TheStarsAreFalling: I AM YOUR MASTER!
Papes: WHAT WAS
THAT?!
Ronk: MASTER!!!
Starfy: If you're truly
our master, make me STARPEDO!
TheStarsAreFalling: Er..no can do,
cuz Bunston isn't here. But...
Starfy: Wooaaah! (dizzy)
Urk...stop that!
Starly: (coughs)
Ronk: Oh, right! The game!
Papes: Pick...paper....NOW
Snips: No!
Snips: Scissors!
Ronk: Rock!
Papes: PAPER!
Starly: I PICK
PAPER!
Snips: YA-HA! Then we pick Scissors!
Starly: WAIT?!? I
JUST TOLD YOU MY WEAPON!
Snips: Hm...(makes peace sign with fingers and chases Starly,Starfy&Moe)
Moe: OMFG SHE'S GOT
SCISSORS!
Starfy: KIDS! DON'T RUN WITH SCISSORS!
TheStarsAreFalling: (pauses)
Everyone: WA!
Starfy:
THIS IS INSANE!
Moe: I waaannnttt my mommy!!!!!
Yep, truly random. But THE END.