This is my first fic... kinda
*NIBELHEIM*
Tifa: Cloud, what the hell are we doing in nibelheim?
Cloud: We're going house shopping, I want a house close to home
Tifa: what about our villa?
Cloud: Tifa, that's MY villa, not ours
Tifa: ok fine, what about my house?
Cloud: what? Oh look this house looks good.
*cloud points to his childhood house*
Tifa: but cloud, that...
Cloud: shuttup Tifa, come on
*they walk in and see an old lady cooking*
Cloud: hey lady, get outta my house
Lady: ..you again, its not your house, its..
*we see Lady fly out of the house*
Cloud: it is now
Tifa: ah, Cloud? This is your old house remember? My house is next door.
Cloud: sweet, more room for me, go home then.
Tifa: (to herself) why do I bother
- Next Day, Clouds 'house' -
*Tifa walks in*
Tifa: cloud, why does everyone have a hangover, you had a party didn't you, why didn't you tell me?
Cloud: it was a housewarming party, i didn't have enough money for gas for the heaters so...
Tifa: but you had enough to buy the water tower outside?
Cloud: howdyou know that
Tifa: hmm, it says 'Clouds water tower' on it
Cloud: hmm, it works
*Barret wakes up*
Barret: hey Tif' you shoulda been here last night. You make good drinks
Tifa: ..thanks
Barret: guess where we're going today
Tifa: Barret, we took you to the gold saucer yesterday
Barret: Nooo! We're going to the Digital world!
Tifa: Barret, i told you to call midgar by its real name
*Theres a toilet flush and RedXIII is seen walking out of the bathroom*
RedXIII: No its true, there is a digital world, and there are digimon there, but first, we have to pick up Aeris
Tifa: Aeris? What the hell!?! I thought I, ...I mean Sephiroth killed her
Red: yeah, he did
Tifa: well i'm not going to no world with a dead body!
Cloud: who said you were coming
Yuffie: hey digimon, i remember them, they are those little people carrying around monsters
Red: no yuffie, the monsters ARE the digimon, not the people
Yuffie: yeah, i knew that..
*Cait sith walks in*
Cait: heyheyhey, wassup my peeps
Cloud: i see Reno is using the controls for cait today
Cait/Reno: dammit cloud howdyou know? Anyway, i hear you are going to the digital world, why?
Yuffie: hey, cait would blend in there, we'd lose him!
Red: thats the point
Cloud: no, we're going because I'm sick of this place, I've bought just about everything
Tifa: OMG, so you've bought that little materia cave near corel?
Cloud: yeah ages ago, thats wher i store all my materia
Yuffie: ooh cloud, can i use your highwind, i need to uh..., get something from home
Cloud: i know what your doing Yuffie. Havnt you been to the materiaholics anonymous classes i enrolled you in?
Yuffie: shhh, not so loud, its anonymous remember
Cid: @#%! people lets go already!
Cloud: Cid, remeber your swearaholics class
Cid: @#%! cloud your not funny
Cloud: ok people lets go!
Tifa: what about vincent?
Barret: what about vincent.
Vincent: hello
Barret: ...RUN, maybe he won't notice us
*The highwind crashes into the water tower*
Cloud: Noooooo!
Tifa: Noooooo!
Cid: @#!?%@$@$!#@% Noooooo!
Red: dont worry, we can use cait as a sponge
Cait: hey!
Aeris: you took to damn long so i drove the highwind here myself!
Cloud: how'dyou do that you blond, we had the highwind
Aeris: thats what you think....
Tifa: why, is she alive?
Aeris: because cloud made a deal with sephiroth that if i was alive again then sephiroth could have you whenever he wanted
Tifa: oh, bitch cloud, your lying
Aeris: yeah i am actually, he asked for barret
Barret: woohoo!
Cloud: ok people lets go!
Tifa: what about vincent?
Vincent: im here dammit!
Tifa: ...oh
*They go into the highwind and leave the wet town of Nibelheim, there are now tomato stains on the side of the highwind from the angry townspeople*
Cid: oh man, now i have to clean it again.
MEANWHILE:*in the DIGIWORLD*
Kari: Davis! wheres my shoes
Davis: Sorry (passes them back) they were sparkly
Matt: come on people, they're coming soon
TK: whos coming?
Tai: the final fantasy 7 people
TK: whos coming?
Tai: the final fantasy 7 people
TK: whos coming?
Matt: just leave him, he'll get it soon
Mimi: i nearly finished setting the table!
Sora: we're going our for lunch
Mimi: dammit!
Gatomon: mimi, you swore!
Mimi: Duh!
Gatomon: mimi, youre being smart!
Mimi: shuttup, your not my digimon!
Gatomon: and you, are not my digidestine
Cody: anyone got prune juice?
Joe: yes i do, want some?
Cody: no
Joe: ok then, i sure hope the final fantsy people like prune juice!
TK: who likes prune juice?
Matt: Davis, what was in that stuff you gave him?
Davis: ....something illegal
Matt: and why didnt you give me any?
Davis: you didnt ask
Matt: YOU WANNA SMASH?!?
Davis: no
Yolei: tai, what ws in that stuff you gave matt?
Tai: prune juice
Yolei: ahh
Joe: why didnt you get me any?
Megawarbonegreymon: Shuttup all of you!
Tai: who the hell are you?
Megawarbonegreymon: why i'm megawarbonegreymon!
Tai: ..ok then
MWBgreymon: Megawarbonegreymon digivolve to agumon
Tai: you didnt need to do that
Izzy: you forgot about me!
Joe: look. theyre coming!
Yolei: thats not them, thats the digimon emperors flying rock
Tai: hes not the digimon emperor anymore
Yolei: whats his name then
Tai: I cant remember
Agumon: lets hide from him until we remember!
Matt: OK!
Tai: hes MY digimon, i hide with him
Matt: Garurumon, come here
Garurumon: im already here matt
Matt: you want a smash?!?
Garurumon: no
Kari: look. theyre coming!
Davis: hey shes right
*An airoplane lands in the middle of the lake*
Tai: thats not them
Sora: oh well, lets go see who it is
*They go over to the lake and hear voices*
Xiayo: Jin you poo!
Jin: where the hell are we?
Julia: in a lake
Jin: I can see that!
Julia: you asked
Hwoarang: nooo we're sinking, my hair!!
Tai: who the hell are they?
Mimi: that guys cute
Sora: no he isnt, look at his hair
Mimi: true
Nina: look theres people!
Hwoarang: great now people can see me with my wet hair
Matt: i feel for that guy
Nina: hey kids get us out of the lake!
Joe: digimon, digivolve to Ikakumon!
Joes digimon: dont you know my name?
Joe: DO IT!
*Joes digimon digivolves*
Joe: go save them
Ikakumon: Ok, Joe!
Anna: ahhhhh! what the hell is that?
Julia: its coming to save us
*The tekken people hop on ikakumon, all except anna*
Anna: I'm staying here
Ikakumon: thank god, anymore people and i will sink
*A crash is heard*
Tai: Ohmygod wheres my house??!
*The highwind now stands where Tai's house once stood*
Yuffie: Cloud you poo!
Cloud: it wasn't me it was Aeris
Aeris: i drive good
Tifa: at least we're not in the lake like that freak
*They look at Anna running around screaming ontop of the airoplane*
Cloud: yup
Tai: hey they're here
Cloud: sorry boy, Cid here was teaching Aeris to drive
Cid: #$%*& no i %*@^* wasn't
Tai: how the hell could you crash into my house and my lake! Look at this place!!
*They all look around. There is a highwind surrounded by wood, a lake, and miles & miles of grass
Cloud: I said sorry
Tai: they didn't
Cloud: who are they?
Tai: I have no idea
Jin: I'm Jin
T.K: ohhhhh, the Final Fantasy people are coming
Matt: told you he'd get it soon
Sora: lets go to lunch!
Tifa: yeah dammit!
Julia: yeah!
Sora: who invited you
Izzy: hello
Jin: can u guys show us to the nearest garage to fix our plane?
Tai: no
Cid: i'll fix it, but its gonna cost ya
Jin: ive got 4 girls and $20
Cid: that'll do
Xiayu: hey!
Julia: hey!
Nina: hey!
Anna: woohoo!!!
Cait: lets get lunch
*At the egg digimons resturant*
Barret: this place sux, half of us have to sit outside
Eddy: wassup!
Cait: wassup!
Eddy: are you a digimon?
Cait: no i'm a toyasaurus. I am a stuffed toy controlled by someone in Midgar.
Eddy: ....wha?
Vincent: ooooooh kareoke!
RedXIII: ..help..
Vincent: Red buddy, join in
Red: its nanaki
Vincent: ok fine, i got a song ready
Kari: hey davis lets socialise!
Davis: what with just us two?
Kari: hello, whats your name?
Yuffie: Yuffie, whats yours?
Kari: kari
Yuffie: got any materia?
Kari: no, whats that?
Barret: you shouldnta said that.....
Yuffie: WHAT???YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MATERIA IS???
Matt: shutup girl, im trying to eat
Yuffie: shutup boy, Im older than you
Matt: yeah only by afew months
Yuffie: really? wanna go out
Matt: sure
Yuffie: i have a house
Matt: cool
Vincent: *sing*its not unuuusual!
Nanaki: no
Vincent: ok fine, how about this one?
Joe: do you like prune juice?
Barret: yes
Joe: want some?
Barret: of course i do!! i hate this eggmon crap
Eggmon: *from behind counter* hey that'll cost ya!
Barret: yeah whatever, where did aeris go?
Aeris: why did they put ME out here. Its my first day alive again and they ignore me
Jin: were you dead?
Aeris: uh huh
Jin: cool, i turn into a devil when i die
Vincent: hey sister go sister
Nanaki: guchi guchi ya ya da da
Vincent: voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir
Barret: oui oui!
Cloud: i think we should go now
Mimi: yeah, lets go to the park!!
Aeris: yeah!!
Yoshimitsu: yeah!!
Tai: who are you
Yoshimitsu: who am i
King: hes metal man!
Tai: who are you
Yoshim: hes cheetah thing man!
*At the park, Aeris and Tifa are on the swings*
Aeris: cloud, push me
Tifa: no cloud push me!
Cloud: I'll push Tifa, cos shes my nextdoor neighbour
Tifa: cloud, I'm your girlfriend..
Aeris: WHAT!! Cloud, what have you been up to while i was dead?
Cloud: what do you think
Jin: don't worry Aeris, I'll push you
Paul: Who put shit on the slide?
Vincent: wasnt me
Nanaki: you didnt need to bring the kareoke vincent
Vincent: wasnt me
Law: hey, who put this crap in the sandpit?
Vincent: wasnt me
Barret: this prune juice is good, where dyou get it from?
Vincent: wasnt me
Joe: Codys grandfather, he teaches him to fight
Law: ahh cool, Jins grandfather teaches him to fight to
Heihachi: yes, i do
Joe: *(girly scream)AAAAAAAH!* what happened to his hair!?!
Heihachi: one of your digimon shocked me, I believe his name is Pikachu
Izzy: hello
MEANWHILE*Back at the lake*
Cid: nearly finished..
Anna: noooo, thats ok, take as long as you like, i get to stay with you longer..
Cid: @#$^ you get to stay with me anyway, im takin you with me remember
Anna: ...oh yeah...hurry up then!
Mokujin: ......
Cid: whats that?
Anna: thats woodboy! he can float!
*At the park*
Law: Paul, wanna go shopping?
Paul: hell no
Law: Cloud, wanna go shopping?
Cloud: maybe later
Law: Sephiroth, wanna go shopping?
Sephiroth: sure
Cloud: ...????
Barret: Sephie baby!!!!
Sephie: Barry baby!!!!
Barry: oy, what did i tell you about calling me barry?
Cloud: WHAT? who invited you
Seph: Barry here did
Cloud: Barry you...
Law: Barry, wanna go shopping?
Barret: yes
Law: Lets go!!
Cloud: !he stole my line!
Cait: O_O Sephiroth is here!
-IN the ShinRa Building-
Reno: Sephiroth is in the Digiworld!
Rufus: woohoo! turn on the tv!
*The digimon music comes on, Rufus and Reno are dancing*
Elena: excuse me
Rude: .....
Tseng: Look, I'm alive again!!
Reno: how did that happen?
Tseng: I made a deal with Sephiroth, in return, he gets Rufus whenever he wants.
Reno: then how is Rufus alive
Rufus: well, i was part of Tsengs deal so he needed me alive yknow?
Reno: ohhhh, i get it
Rufus: Go to the Digital world, Hojo
Hojo: OK, anything to see my son
Reno: then why the hell is he alive
Hojo: I' seph's 'Dad'
Reeve: I'm here!!
Rufus: about time, take over Reno in controlling Cait Sith
Reno: but i was having fun, look what you can make it do....
*Heidigger and Scarlet walk in*
Rufus: what is this, a reunion?
Hojo: (puts reunion track on) yes, thats what the invitation said
Reno: wait, how are they alive?
Heidigger: Gya hahaha, we made deals too!
Reno: but sephiroth didn't kill you
Scarlet: he didn't kill Hojo either...
*Back at the park*
Hojo: hello son
Cloud: what the hell? Hojo! Your dead, I killed you!
Kari: that man killed someone?
Tifa: yeah he killed that scientist there(points to Hojo)
Kari: ..Oh, thats ok then
Sephiroth: Dad, wanna go shopping?
Hojo: I'll do anything you want me to son
Seph: *Smiles evily* Kiss Cloud Dad
*Hojo kisses cloud*
Cloud: mmm, lime flavoured
Seph: Dad kiss that orange haired guy
*Hojo kisses Hwoarang*
Hwoarang: you're right there cloud, it is lime
Law: look, i got a car!
Davis: where did that come from?
Law: Davis, wanna go shopping?
Davis: Ok, but I' taking Kari
*Davis puts Kari in the car*
Cloud: whats that green thing?
Ogre: I'm Ogre
Jin: *girly scream* AAAAAH!
Hojo: oh thats good, i thought he was talking about me
Aeris: don't worry, Cloud will kill him, he killed Hojo & Sephiroth
Jin: but they're alive
Aeris: .......
Izzy: *maybe he'll talk to me* hello Ogre
T.K: whos he Matt? (looks around) .....MATT?
Sora: there he is, in the tree...
Tifa: with Yuffie!
Vincent: hey yuffie go yuffie, gotta get that dough yuffie
Barret: *shoots Vincent* ..foo
Nanaki: don't shoot him, shoot the kareoke machine
Barret: thats mine.
Ogre: Stop Ignoring Me! I came to fight!
Tai: go Wargreymon!
*Wargreymon slaps Ogre and Ogre dies*
Tai: greymon, don't kill anythng with a heart
King: he killed Ogre!
Heihachi: damn
Barret: bye people!
*The car goes off with Law, seph, hojo, davis, kari and barret in it*
Yolei: I just heard, the airoplanes fixed!
Cait: hey i found an m&m
Yoshimitsu: where did you find that?
Mimi: i had some before
Cody: yeah i scared her and...
Yolei: did you hear what i said? You can go now!
Jin: is Ogre gone?
Tai: Wargreymon killed him
Jin: But he was mine!!
Hwoarang: don't hide next time, Kazama
Jin: Im going, but im leaving...him!(points to hwoarang)
Hwoarang: fine with me
Cid: @#!$% go already
Jin: fine
*Jin, Yoshi,Mokujin, King and Paul hop on the plane*
Cid: the plane should be lighter now
Jin: why, what did you do?
Cid: i took away your women
Jin: oh yeah, heres your money
Cid: keep it, the exchange rate aint that good, itll only be worth about 5 gil @#$%
Cloud: I'll take it
*The airoplane flies away*
Cid: time for us to go now
Aeris: ....Jin..
Xiayu: hes mine bitch
Aeris: you can have Tai
Tai: Xiayu, you wanna...
Xiayu: go away
Cid: @#$! ALL ABOARD PEOPLE!!@#$%@*!!
*Cloud, Cid, Tifa, Aeris, Xiayu, Julia, Anna, Nina, Red and Cait all climb on the highwind*
Yuffie: wanna come to my place? (this place is boring..)
Matt: hell yes
*Matt and Yuffie go on the ship*
Jun-(Davis' sister): wait for me Matt!!!
Vincent: and me!
Cloud: i thought you died?
Vincent: Aeris healed me. Look! the kareoke still works!
Cid: s'that everyone?
Sora: yes!
Hwoarang: No, I'm coming too!
*Jun, Vincent and Hwoarang go on the ship*
T.K: whos going?
Cody: matt is
T.K: WHAT!?!
Izzy: bye
All the other digidestined and digimon: byebye!!
Izzy: that was fun wasnt it!
*The Digidestined go inside*
Mimi: I'm tired
Tai: hey what about those people that went to the mall?
Cody: and who is he?
Heihachi: oops i fell asleep...
~-To Be Continued-~
*NIBELHEIM*
Tifa: Cloud, what the hell are we doing in nibelheim?
Cloud: We're going house shopping, I want a house close to home
Tifa: what about our villa?
Cloud: Tifa, that's MY villa, not ours
Tifa: ok fine, what about my house?
Cloud: what? Oh look this house looks good.
*cloud points to his childhood house*
Tifa: but cloud, that...
Cloud: shuttup Tifa, come on
*they walk in and see an old lady cooking*
Cloud: hey lady, get outta my house
Lady: ..you again, its not your house, its..
*we see Lady fly out of the house*
Cloud: it is now
Tifa: ah, Cloud? This is your old house remember? My house is next door.
Cloud: sweet, more room for me, go home then.
Tifa: (to herself) why do I bother
- Next Day, Clouds 'house' -
*Tifa walks in*
Tifa: cloud, why does everyone have a hangover, you had a party didn't you, why didn't you tell me?
Cloud: it was a housewarming party, i didn't have enough money for gas for the heaters so...
Tifa: but you had enough to buy the water tower outside?
Cloud: howdyou know that
Tifa: hmm, it says 'Clouds water tower' on it
Cloud: hmm, it works
*Barret wakes up*
Barret: hey Tif' you shoulda been here last night. You make good drinks
Tifa: ..thanks
Barret: guess where we're going today
Tifa: Barret, we took you to the gold saucer yesterday
Barret: Nooo! We're going to the Digital world!
Tifa: Barret, i told you to call midgar by its real name
*Theres a toilet flush and RedXIII is seen walking out of the bathroom*
RedXIII: No its true, there is a digital world, and there are digimon there, but first, we have to pick up Aeris
Tifa: Aeris? What the hell!?! I thought I, ...I mean Sephiroth killed her
Red: yeah, he did
Tifa: well i'm not going to no world with a dead body!
Cloud: who said you were coming
Yuffie: hey digimon, i remember them, they are those little people carrying around monsters
Red: no yuffie, the monsters ARE the digimon, not the people
Yuffie: yeah, i knew that..
*Cait sith walks in*
Cait: heyheyhey, wassup my peeps
Cloud: i see Reno is using the controls for cait today
Cait/Reno: dammit cloud howdyou know? Anyway, i hear you are going to the digital world, why?
Yuffie: hey, cait would blend in there, we'd lose him!
Red: thats the point
Cloud: no, we're going because I'm sick of this place, I've bought just about everything
Tifa: OMG, so you've bought that little materia cave near corel?
Cloud: yeah ages ago, thats wher i store all my materia
Yuffie: ooh cloud, can i use your highwind, i need to uh..., get something from home
Cloud: i know what your doing Yuffie. Havnt you been to the materiaholics anonymous classes i enrolled you in?
Yuffie: shhh, not so loud, its anonymous remember
Cid: @#%! people lets go already!
Cloud: Cid, remeber your swearaholics class
Cid: @#%! cloud your not funny
Cloud: ok people lets go!
Tifa: what about vincent?
Barret: what about vincent.
Vincent: hello
Barret: ...RUN, maybe he won't notice us
*The highwind crashes into the water tower*
Cloud: Noooooo!
Tifa: Noooooo!
Cid: @#!?%@$@$!#@% Noooooo!
Red: dont worry, we can use cait as a sponge
Cait: hey!
Aeris: you took to damn long so i drove the highwind here myself!
Cloud: how'dyou do that you blond, we had the highwind
Aeris: thats what you think....
Tifa: why, is she alive?
Aeris: because cloud made a deal with sephiroth that if i was alive again then sephiroth could have you whenever he wanted
Tifa: oh, bitch cloud, your lying
Aeris: yeah i am actually, he asked for barret
Barret: woohoo!
Cloud: ok people lets go!
Tifa: what about vincent?
Vincent: im here dammit!
Tifa: ...oh
*They go into the highwind and leave the wet town of Nibelheim, there are now tomato stains on the side of the highwind from the angry townspeople*
Cid: oh man, now i have to clean it again.
MEANWHILE:*in the DIGIWORLD*
Kari: Davis! wheres my shoes
Davis: Sorry (passes them back) they were sparkly
Matt: come on people, they're coming soon
TK: whos coming?
Tai: the final fantasy 7 people
TK: whos coming?
Tai: the final fantasy 7 people
TK: whos coming?
Matt: just leave him, he'll get it soon
Mimi: i nearly finished setting the table!
Sora: we're going our for lunch
Mimi: dammit!
Gatomon: mimi, you swore!
Mimi: Duh!
Gatomon: mimi, youre being smart!
Mimi: shuttup, your not my digimon!
Gatomon: and you, are not my digidestine
Cody: anyone got prune juice?
Joe: yes i do, want some?
Cody: no
Joe: ok then, i sure hope the final fantsy people like prune juice!
TK: who likes prune juice?
Matt: Davis, what was in that stuff you gave him?
Davis: ....something illegal
Matt: and why didnt you give me any?
Davis: you didnt ask
Matt: YOU WANNA SMASH?!?
Davis: no
Yolei: tai, what ws in that stuff you gave matt?
Tai: prune juice
Yolei: ahh
Joe: why didnt you get me any?
Megawarbonegreymon: Shuttup all of you!
Tai: who the hell are you?
Megawarbonegreymon: why i'm megawarbonegreymon!
Tai: ..ok then
MWBgreymon: Megawarbonegreymon digivolve to agumon
Tai: you didnt need to do that
Izzy: you forgot about me!
Joe: look. theyre coming!
Yolei: thats not them, thats the digimon emperors flying rock
Tai: hes not the digimon emperor anymore
Yolei: whats his name then
Tai: I cant remember
Agumon: lets hide from him until we remember!
Matt: OK!
Tai: hes MY digimon, i hide with him
Matt: Garurumon, come here
Garurumon: im already here matt
Matt: you want a smash?!?
Garurumon: no
Kari: look. theyre coming!
Davis: hey shes right
*An airoplane lands in the middle of the lake*
Tai: thats not them
Sora: oh well, lets go see who it is
*They go over to the lake and hear voices*
Xiayo: Jin you poo!
Jin: where the hell are we?
Julia: in a lake
Jin: I can see that!
Julia: you asked
Hwoarang: nooo we're sinking, my hair!!
Tai: who the hell are they?
Mimi: that guys cute
Sora: no he isnt, look at his hair
Mimi: true
Nina: look theres people!
Hwoarang: great now people can see me with my wet hair
Matt: i feel for that guy
Nina: hey kids get us out of the lake!
Joe: digimon, digivolve to Ikakumon!
Joes digimon: dont you know my name?
Joe: DO IT!
*Joes digimon digivolves*
Joe: go save them
Ikakumon: Ok, Joe!
Anna: ahhhhh! what the hell is that?
Julia: its coming to save us
*The tekken people hop on ikakumon, all except anna*
Anna: I'm staying here
Ikakumon: thank god, anymore people and i will sink
*A crash is heard*
Tai: Ohmygod wheres my house??!
*The highwind now stands where Tai's house once stood*
Yuffie: Cloud you poo!
Cloud: it wasn't me it was Aeris
Aeris: i drive good
Tifa: at least we're not in the lake like that freak
*They look at Anna running around screaming ontop of the airoplane*
Cloud: yup
Tai: hey they're here
Cloud: sorry boy, Cid here was teaching Aeris to drive
Cid: #$%*& no i %*@^* wasn't
Tai: how the hell could you crash into my house and my lake! Look at this place!!
*They all look around. There is a highwind surrounded by wood, a lake, and miles & miles of grass
Cloud: I said sorry
Tai: they didn't
Cloud: who are they?
Tai: I have no idea
Jin: I'm Jin
T.K: ohhhhh, the Final Fantasy people are coming
Matt: told you he'd get it soon
Sora: lets go to lunch!
Tifa: yeah dammit!
Julia: yeah!
Sora: who invited you
Izzy: hello
Jin: can u guys show us to the nearest garage to fix our plane?
Tai: no
Cid: i'll fix it, but its gonna cost ya
Jin: ive got 4 girls and $20
Cid: that'll do
Xiayu: hey!
Julia: hey!
Nina: hey!
Anna: woohoo!!!
Cait: lets get lunch
*At the egg digimons resturant*
Barret: this place sux, half of us have to sit outside
Eddy: wassup!
Cait: wassup!
Eddy: are you a digimon?
Cait: no i'm a toyasaurus. I am a stuffed toy controlled by someone in Midgar.
Eddy: ....wha?
Vincent: ooooooh kareoke!
RedXIII: ..help..
Vincent: Red buddy, join in
Red: its nanaki
Vincent: ok fine, i got a song ready
Kari: hey davis lets socialise!
Davis: what with just us two?
Kari: hello, whats your name?
Yuffie: Yuffie, whats yours?
Kari: kari
Yuffie: got any materia?
Kari: no, whats that?
Barret: you shouldnta said that.....
Yuffie: WHAT???YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MATERIA IS???
Matt: shutup girl, im trying to eat
Yuffie: shutup boy, Im older than you
Matt: yeah only by afew months
Yuffie: really? wanna go out
Matt: sure
Yuffie: i have a house
Matt: cool
Vincent: *sing*its not unuuusual!
Nanaki: no
Vincent: ok fine, how about this one?
Joe: do you like prune juice?
Barret: yes
Joe: want some?
Barret: of course i do!! i hate this eggmon crap
Eggmon: *from behind counter* hey that'll cost ya!
Barret: yeah whatever, where did aeris go?
Aeris: why did they put ME out here. Its my first day alive again and they ignore me
Jin: were you dead?
Aeris: uh huh
Jin: cool, i turn into a devil when i die
Vincent: hey sister go sister
Nanaki: guchi guchi ya ya da da
Vincent: voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir
Barret: oui oui!
Cloud: i think we should go now
Mimi: yeah, lets go to the park!!
Aeris: yeah!!
Yoshimitsu: yeah!!
Tai: who are you
Yoshimitsu: who am i
King: hes metal man!
Tai: who are you
Yoshim: hes cheetah thing man!
*At the park, Aeris and Tifa are on the swings*
Aeris: cloud, push me
Tifa: no cloud push me!
Cloud: I'll push Tifa, cos shes my nextdoor neighbour
Tifa: cloud, I'm your girlfriend..
Aeris: WHAT!! Cloud, what have you been up to while i was dead?
Cloud: what do you think
Jin: don't worry Aeris, I'll push you
Paul: Who put shit on the slide?
Vincent: wasnt me
Nanaki: you didnt need to bring the kareoke vincent
Vincent: wasnt me
Law: hey, who put this crap in the sandpit?
Vincent: wasnt me
Barret: this prune juice is good, where dyou get it from?
Vincent: wasnt me
Joe: Codys grandfather, he teaches him to fight
Law: ahh cool, Jins grandfather teaches him to fight to
Heihachi: yes, i do
Joe: *(girly scream)AAAAAAAH!* what happened to his hair!?!
Heihachi: one of your digimon shocked me, I believe his name is Pikachu
Izzy: hello
MEANWHILE*Back at the lake*
Cid: nearly finished..
Anna: noooo, thats ok, take as long as you like, i get to stay with you longer..
Cid: @#$^ you get to stay with me anyway, im takin you with me remember
Anna: ...oh yeah...hurry up then!
Mokujin: ......
Cid: whats that?
Anna: thats woodboy! he can float!
*At the park*
Law: Paul, wanna go shopping?
Paul: hell no
Law: Cloud, wanna go shopping?
Cloud: maybe later
Law: Sephiroth, wanna go shopping?
Sephiroth: sure
Cloud: ...????
Barret: Sephie baby!!!!
Sephie: Barry baby!!!!
Barry: oy, what did i tell you about calling me barry?
Cloud: WHAT? who invited you
Seph: Barry here did
Cloud: Barry you...
Law: Barry, wanna go shopping?
Barret: yes
Law: Lets go!!
Cloud: !he stole my line!
Cait: O_O Sephiroth is here!
-IN the ShinRa Building-
Reno: Sephiroth is in the Digiworld!
Rufus: woohoo! turn on the tv!
*The digimon music comes on, Rufus and Reno are dancing*
Elena: excuse me
Rude: .....
Tseng: Look, I'm alive again!!
Reno: how did that happen?
Tseng: I made a deal with Sephiroth, in return, he gets Rufus whenever he wants.
Reno: then how is Rufus alive
Rufus: well, i was part of Tsengs deal so he needed me alive yknow?
Reno: ohhhh, i get it
Rufus: Go to the Digital world, Hojo
Hojo: OK, anything to see my son
Reno: then why the hell is he alive
Hojo: I' seph's 'Dad'
Reeve: I'm here!!
Rufus: about time, take over Reno in controlling Cait Sith
Reno: but i was having fun, look what you can make it do....
*Heidigger and Scarlet walk in*
Rufus: what is this, a reunion?
Hojo: (puts reunion track on) yes, thats what the invitation said
Reno: wait, how are they alive?
Heidigger: Gya hahaha, we made deals too!
Reno: but sephiroth didn't kill you
Scarlet: he didn't kill Hojo either...
*Back at the park*
Hojo: hello son
Cloud: what the hell? Hojo! Your dead, I killed you!
Kari: that man killed someone?
Tifa: yeah he killed that scientist there(points to Hojo)
Kari: ..Oh, thats ok then
Sephiroth: Dad, wanna go shopping?
Hojo: I'll do anything you want me to son
Seph: *Smiles evily* Kiss Cloud Dad
*Hojo kisses cloud*
Cloud: mmm, lime flavoured
Seph: Dad kiss that orange haired guy
*Hojo kisses Hwoarang*
Hwoarang: you're right there cloud, it is lime
Law: look, i got a car!
Davis: where did that come from?
Law: Davis, wanna go shopping?
Davis: Ok, but I' taking Kari
*Davis puts Kari in the car*
Cloud: whats that green thing?
Ogre: I'm Ogre
Jin: *girly scream* AAAAAH!
Hojo: oh thats good, i thought he was talking about me
Aeris: don't worry, Cloud will kill him, he killed Hojo & Sephiroth
Jin: but they're alive
Aeris: .......
Izzy: *maybe he'll talk to me* hello Ogre
T.K: whos he Matt? (looks around) .....MATT?
Sora: there he is, in the tree...
Tifa: with Yuffie!
Vincent: hey yuffie go yuffie, gotta get that dough yuffie
Barret: *shoots Vincent* ..foo
Nanaki: don't shoot him, shoot the kareoke machine
Barret: thats mine.
Ogre: Stop Ignoring Me! I came to fight!
Tai: go Wargreymon!
*Wargreymon slaps Ogre and Ogre dies*
Tai: greymon, don't kill anythng with a heart
King: he killed Ogre!
Heihachi: damn
Barret: bye people!
*The car goes off with Law, seph, hojo, davis, kari and barret in it*
Yolei: I just heard, the airoplanes fixed!
Cait: hey i found an m&m
Yoshimitsu: where did you find that?
Mimi: i had some before
Cody: yeah i scared her and...
Yolei: did you hear what i said? You can go now!
Jin: is Ogre gone?
Tai: Wargreymon killed him
Jin: But he was mine!!
Hwoarang: don't hide next time, Kazama
Jin: Im going, but im leaving...him!(points to hwoarang)
Hwoarang: fine with me
Cid: @#!$% go already
Jin: fine
*Jin, Yoshi,Mokujin, King and Paul hop on the plane*
Cid: the plane should be lighter now
Jin: why, what did you do?
Cid: i took away your women
Jin: oh yeah, heres your money
Cid: keep it, the exchange rate aint that good, itll only be worth about 5 gil @#$%
Cloud: I'll take it
*The airoplane flies away*
Cid: time for us to go now
Aeris: ....Jin..
Xiayu: hes mine bitch
Aeris: you can have Tai
Tai: Xiayu, you wanna...
Xiayu: go away
Cid: @#$! ALL ABOARD PEOPLE!!@#$%@*!!
*Cloud, Cid, Tifa, Aeris, Xiayu, Julia, Anna, Nina, Red and Cait all climb on the highwind*
Yuffie: wanna come to my place? (this place is boring..)
Matt: hell yes
*Matt and Yuffie go on the ship*
Jun-(Davis' sister): wait for me Matt!!!
Vincent: and me!
Cloud: i thought you died?
Vincent: Aeris healed me. Look! the kareoke still works!
Cid: s'that everyone?
Sora: yes!
Hwoarang: No, I'm coming too!
*Jun, Vincent and Hwoarang go on the ship*
T.K: whos going?
Cody: matt is
T.K: WHAT!?!
Izzy: bye
All the other digidestined and digimon: byebye!!
Izzy: that was fun wasnt it!
*The Digidestined go inside*
Mimi: I'm tired
Tai: hey what about those people that went to the mall?
Cody: and who is he?
Heihachi: oops i fell asleep...
~-To Be Continued-~