a/n This is my first fan fic, please don't flame! On with the story! Authors thrive on reviews so pulls out tin can and beat up clothing Will work for reviews!
Give Naruto worms and hot sauce for ramen
Watch as he eats it, turns red, and looks down at the bowl
Repeatedly use Shikamaru as a human shield when he trys to kill you
Throw chicken feed on Sasuke
When he asks what your doing, tell him your feeding his hair
When he asks why, reply "Sasgay, your hair looks like a chicken's butt."
When he attacks you, use a substitution jutsu
But substitute Naruto
A still-ticked-about-the-ramen-thing Naruto
10.Then set their fan girls on them
11. Ask Gaara why he wears eyeliner, then throw water on him
12. When he growls out a why at you, tell him his eyeliner is running, and that his tattoo is washing off.
13. Watch as he pulls out his sand, then throw a doll at him.
14. A Sakura doll
15. Lee's Sakura doll
16. Watch as Gaara catches it, and out of nowhere an Asparagus attacks him for his doll back
17. Yea, it's Lee
18. Walk away slowly while hiding Lee's doll behind your back, when they start to fight
19. Ask Neji if he's wearing a wig
20. When he says no, cut it really short
21. Then pull the wig off
22. Marvel at how long and shiny his real hair is
23. Paint his nails blue
24. Tell Hinata that Neji stole her nail polish
25. Watch the catfight
26. Throw them both in the fan boy pit
27. Yes, Neji has fan boys
28. Somehow get Kakashi's book
29. Doodle in it while crossing out paragraphs with 'Adult Content'
30. Yes, you have to read it
31. Give him his book back
32. Mention a paragraph you enjoyed, while he eyes you suspiciously
33. Watch as he opens the book and cries
34. Stomp on it, and make him cry like a baby
35. Then burn it
36. Take him to the book store
37. Burn all the Icha-Icha Paradise books
38. Then burn Jiraiya, while screaming "No more perverted books!"
39. Tackle Sasuke, in front of Sakura
40. Scream "Billboard Brow and Chicken Butt Hair are looking for 'Believe It' Boy and Old Man Scarecrow!" while pushing Sasuke into Sakura
41. Naruto and Kakashi will hear this, and start chasing you along with Sasuke and Sakura
42. Run past Neji and Hinata, and for some reason Tenten is with Neji
43. They will start chasing you too
44. Run them all into the still fighting Gaara and Lee
45. Get some popcorn and watch the fight, but don't share it with Choji
46. They will suddenly stop fighting and leave, Shikamaru and Choji in tow
47. DO NOT MOVE
48. They all come back with Ino, Temari, Kankuro, Kibia, and Shino.
49. Squish Shino's bugs, feed Akamaru chocolate, and call Ino a dumb blond.
50. While what you said to Ino sinks in, play tea party with Kankuro's dolls, and fan yourself
51. With Temari's fan
52. Run when they try to kill you
53. When they corner you, pinch yourself, and everyone else. Try to explain that you were making sure this wasn't a dream.
54. Apologize. They won't buy it.
55. Run for your life, and pray to see your next birthday
The result:
You're in the Hospital and your nurse, Sakura, refuses to heal you.
You realize how you were so very stupid to listen to me. I pity you so much you dear, dear, fool. Or, as my friend Tiffany would say, You Foo!
A/n Thanks for reading! Now comes the fun part for me the reviews!