Twilight : hello , welcome to Torture with Twilight, where we torture stupid fools like Nyra and Gabool for fun. Most people we torture will be from the Guardians of Ga'hoole but send reviews requesting tortures and the methods pick characters from any series whether it is Harry Potter , Twilight , Warriors or even the hosts of American Idol! This is also a spin off of Jayfeather talk which I am part of.
The camera pans out from Twilight revealing the wolves Morgra and Fell.
Fell: I can't believe you dragged us out as soon as our Radio show finished! We can't spend all our time on your spin off.
Twilight: you guys just need to be here for the intro. Today as an example we will be doing McHeath from the Guardians of Ga'hoole because the author hates him very much.
The dire wolf Mcheath steps out from a door in the stage.
Mcheath: um okay I am on your show, what should I do ?
Morgra: should I blind his eye, then rip his throat out?
Twilight: first we will soften him up with some Disturbia .
Twilight gives Morgra and Fell earmuffs, Disturbia blasts from the speakers.
McHeath : why you son of bleep ! Stop it ! Ahhhhh!
A few minutes later …..
Mcheath: aHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Morgra: this is fun!
Fell: this is cruel.
Twilight : it's fun and Cruel!
Morgra: can I blind him now!?
Fell: good thing we're not Buddhists.
The music stops.
Mcheath: ahhh.... whew, I going to kill you n- AHHHHH my eye!
Fell: that was pretty quick at this range.
Morgra: pathetic minds like his are easy.
Fell and Morgra jump on Mcheath and begin beating him up.
McHeath: ahhhhh mercy , mercy!
Morgra: naaaaahhh!
Twilight: hit that bleep!
Mosshadow appears.
Mosshadow : unfortunately this is just a prologue so will run for the full time in the first full episode!
Camera shuts off.
So how was it for the first part. R&R ask for who you want to be tortured!