A/N: I wrote this in my advisory/connections class like a week ago. More random Death Note. How fun.
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Death Note (c) Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
Misa Amane, dressed in her usual punk Lolita getup, waited patiently outside of her favorite coffee shop for her date. She didn't mind waiting for him: she would do anything for Light; for Kira. She sighed, glanced at her pink diamond watch, and looked around at her surroundings carefully. In order to avoid getting mobbed, she was wearing her short black wig and glasses as a disguise. More, she waited, until she saw her beloved towards the end of the block.
"Light!" she cried, running towards him with an over exited grin plastered on her face.
He recognized her immediately, and gave her a friendly smile. They hugged, but soon after, Misa noticed something strange.
"Uhh… Light, what are you wearing??" She asked, looking him up and down.
The man looked down at himself innocently, and back at his "girlfriend".
"What?" he said.
His clothes were no different than what he usually wore, except for one big factor. Every article of clothing he wore was bright purple. The look on Misa's face was: utterly disgusted.
She hated the color purple. And in her mind, no boyfriend of hers was ever going to wear purple.
"Why is it all…" she choked on her words. "p-purple?"
Light was used to his new color, and tried to explain.
"Oh. Well, you see, according to the French Heritage of New Orleans, U.S.A., when they celebrate Mardi Gras (meaning "Fat Tuesday"), there are three main colors that stand for different things. Green for faith, gold for power, and purple happens to represent justice. Being the-" he went to a low whisper. "person I am, I replaced all my clothes with purple ones after I found out!"
Light smiled brightly, and mischievously at the same time.
Seeing this, Misa was completely dumbstruck by his idiocracy. She looked him up and down once more, then began to walk away.
"You're gay." she said, and disappeared down the block.
Light just stood in his spot, staring blankly with his jaw on the ground. At that moment, L eloquently appeared in a sparkly purple cloud of smoke.
"Did someone say gay?!"
The End.
A/N: Aww man, I can see the flames already...
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