Disclaimer: I do not own Daisy, the Gamecube, Wario World, Wario, or Nintendo Power. I do own Waria.
Cue in on a stage, looking like a regular talk show stage, if not for the microwave near the host's seat. But hey, hosts need there coffee, too.
"Hi, and welcome to Daisy's Talk Show!" Daisy announced. The audienced cheered and whooped. "Today, we have a special guest! It's Wario, here to talk about his new video game for the Gamecube, Wario World!" Most of the audience cheered, but two boys in the back booed--Xbox fanboys, of course.
"Hi! I'm-a Wario!" Wario appeared on the stage.
"Hi, Wario! Why don't you sit down and tell us about your new game?" Daisy pointed to a chair across from her.
"Well, I haven't actually gotten to play it yet. But I did read about it in my Nintendo Power magazine. It appears that once again my treasure gets turned into baddies, and I have to fight them and collect my treasure all over again!"
"Wow!" Daisy asked. "Do you plan to purchase the game?"
"I own the game! After all, I'm the star! It was complimentary! But I haven't got a Gamecube. I mostly play my XBox."
At this, a Nintendo fangirl with long light brown hair and light brown eyes stood up. She was wearing dark blue jeans and a white t-shirt. "Traitor!" she screeched, pointing at Wario. "Nintendo MADE you! How can you just betray them like that?"
"I can do what I want, girl! After all, I am a bad guy, you know." Wario stood up, glaring at the girl.
"Eheheh..." Daisy laughed nervously. Wario sat down. "Anything else you want to tell us?"
"Well, no--"
"I do!" A girl with long, black hair all the way down to her ankles and a long yellow dress stood up. "Wario! I am your long lost little sister, Waria!"
"Waria!" Wario stood up. "Waria, I found you!" They ran towards each other and hugged.
"O_O Soooo, you have a long lost little sister?"
"Yep," Wario said, settling himself back onto the couch as Waria sat in a folding chair in the front row, smiling.
"And her name is Waria?"
"Yep."
"Eh he he..." Daisy laughed. "Eh he he he he he he! Eh he he!! Eh heee heee hee!" Mario came out with a wheelbarrow. He picked up Daisy and set her in the wheelbarrow.
"Back to the mental hospital for-a youza!" Luigi said, shaking his finger at Daisy.
"Eh he he," Daisy mumbled.
"Hee hee," Princess Peach said from backstage. "That crackpot. She's loo loo."
"You said it," Waria said backstage.
"Uh--! Wario!" Peach cried. "Aren't you supposed to be on stage--?
"Shows over," Wario told her.
"Oh," Peach said, dumbfounded. "That was a short chapter."
"Yeah, well, we can't put in a substitue for the host just yet."
"..."
"Hey!" Luigi poked his head in. "Anyone want to watch the Luigi Brothers?"
"Huh?" Wario said. Peach sighed.
"He means Mario Bros., the movie," Peach explained. "He's just a little self-absorbed."
"Oh."
"...So, ya wanna go?" Luigi asked.
"Sure," Peach sighed. Her plan hadn't gone into effect. Rats.
"Let's-a go!" Luigi beckoned for them to all come into the den. Wario followed him through the door to the den, and Peach, sighing again, followed.
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Hi! This is my first Mario fic, so sorry if anyone seems a little out of character. I'm not going to use the italian accent much, except on Mario.
I know this chapter was short, and I'm sorry. Gomen! [Sorry!] Most of the chapters will be much longer, okay? Okay! So, see you next time!
Cue in on a stage, looking like a regular talk show stage, if not for the microwave near the host's seat. But hey, hosts need there coffee, too.
"Hi, and welcome to Daisy's Talk Show!" Daisy announced. The audienced cheered and whooped. "Today, we have a special guest! It's Wario, here to talk about his new video game for the Gamecube, Wario World!" Most of the audience cheered, but two boys in the back booed--Xbox fanboys, of course.
"Hi! I'm-a Wario!" Wario appeared on the stage.
"Hi, Wario! Why don't you sit down and tell us about your new game?" Daisy pointed to a chair across from her.
"Well, I haven't actually gotten to play it yet. But I did read about it in my Nintendo Power magazine. It appears that once again my treasure gets turned into baddies, and I have to fight them and collect my treasure all over again!"
"Wow!" Daisy asked. "Do you plan to purchase the game?"
"I own the game! After all, I'm the star! It was complimentary! But I haven't got a Gamecube. I mostly play my XBox."
At this, a Nintendo fangirl with long light brown hair and light brown eyes stood up. She was wearing dark blue jeans and a white t-shirt. "Traitor!" she screeched, pointing at Wario. "Nintendo MADE you! How can you just betray them like that?"
"I can do what I want, girl! After all, I am a bad guy, you know." Wario stood up, glaring at the girl.
"Eheheh..." Daisy laughed nervously. Wario sat down. "Anything else you want to tell us?"
"Well, no--"
"I do!" A girl with long, black hair all the way down to her ankles and a long yellow dress stood up. "Wario! I am your long lost little sister, Waria!"
"Waria!" Wario stood up. "Waria, I found you!" They ran towards each other and hugged.
"O_O Soooo, you have a long lost little sister?"
"Yep," Wario said, settling himself back onto the couch as Waria sat in a folding chair in the front row, smiling.
"And her name is Waria?"
"Yep."
"Eh he he..." Daisy laughed. "Eh he he he he he he! Eh he he!! Eh heee heee hee!" Mario came out with a wheelbarrow. He picked up Daisy and set her in the wheelbarrow.
"Back to the mental hospital for-a youza!" Luigi said, shaking his finger at Daisy.
"Eh he he," Daisy mumbled.
"Hee hee," Princess Peach said from backstage. "That crackpot. She's loo loo."
"You said it," Waria said backstage.
"Uh--! Wario!" Peach cried. "Aren't you supposed to be on stage--?
"Shows over," Wario told her.
"Oh," Peach said, dumbfounded. "That was a short chapter."
"Yeah, well, we can't put in a substitue for the host just yet."
"..."
"Hey!" Luigi poked his head in. "Anyone want to watch the Luigi Brothers?"
"Huh?" Wario said. Peach sighed.
"He means Mario Bros., the movie," Peach explained. "He's just a little self-absorbed."
"Oh."
"...So, ya wanna go?" Luigi asked.
"Sure," Peach sighed. Her plan hadn't gone into effect. Rats.
"Let's-a go!" Luigi beckoned for them to all come into the den. Wario followed him through the door to the den, and Peach, sighing again, followed.
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Hi! This is my first Mario fic, so sorry if anyone seems a little out of character. I'm not going to use the italian accent much, except on Mario.
I know this chapter was short, and I'm sorry. Gomen! [Sorry!] Most of the chapters will be much longer, okay? Okay! So, see you next time!