Disclaimer thingy- I do not own Invader Zim. Jhonen Vasquez and Nick do. Lucky…
Warning- Contains language and violence.
Invader Zim Dare Show
Kiwi ~ A teal haired girl with long straight ponytails. She wears a torn up black tee with a skull, and black frayed mini shorts with a bulky black studded buckle.
Amber ~ long dark brown almost black wavy hair with bright stunning pale olive green eyes. Wears a black long sleeved shirt with a very dark holly green mini skirt and black boots
Kiwi- *sitting on a floating irken chair* Welcome to our show of doom.
Amber- Introduce the viewers a little bit more warmly.
Kiwi- It's my show; I can do whatever the hell I want. Like fire you.
Amber- I don't get paid enough for this.
Kiwi- You don't get paid at all. Anyway, the Invader Zim dare show is a show where I will take requests for the truths and dares I do. Please request the strangest, most embarrassing and/or most extreme ideas you can think of. Me and Amber can also receive dares and truths although I'm not sure what a good truth would be for us. And because this is heavily influenced off of Amber's own show, here is an example truth, and an example dare.
Amber- Oooooh, can we do the dare first? I really really really like this one!
Kiwi- *evil smile* so do I. Ok, Gir! I summon you!
Gir- *Appears in front of them* -or I'll explode… Where am I? Where did my toes go?
Amber- Gir, you never had, nor will you ever have toes.
Kiwi- He might've one day, if they didn't cancel the show…
Amber- Let's do the dare before Kiwi starts to act irrationally. We need Gaz also.
Gaz- *Appears* …
Gir- *runs over to Gaz* What you do? What you do? What you do?
Gaz- *punches Gir in the eye* … Grrrrr…
Amber- We need to hurry up, we're running out of- OW!
Kiwi- Next time you interrupt my show, I'll punch you in the -
Gir- TACOOOOOOOSSS
Kiwi- Ew, no.
Amber- Dude, that's just… DUDE!
Kiwi- Anyways, Gir, your dare is to kiss Gaz.
Gaz- *Eyes practically pop out of head.* WHAT! *lunges at Kiwi*
Amber- *Pulls out giant mallet from who the hell knows where* Get down, savage beast!
Gaz- Where the fuck did you get that?
Amber- *Whacks Gaz* You do not want to know.
Kiwi- Oh!
Gir- *Runs up and French kisses Gaz*
Gaz- *Too shocked to do anything*
Amber & Kiwi- …
Gaz- *Punches Gir's other eye out* Don't ever do that again. *Steals Amber's mallet and squashes Gir* Bastard.
Gaz and crushed Gir disappear. Mallet stays behind for Amber to retrieve it.
Kiwi- Ok then. Onto the truth. Tak?
Tak- *appears in front of Kiwi* Whoa, how did I get here?
Amber- It's better not to ask questions, it hurts your brain.
Kiwi- Tak, answer truthfully, or else you get hit in the head with the mallet. Ok, what was the strangest night of your life? With details please.
Tak- (with a face like a tomato) Uhh…
Amber- I have a feeling this will be good.
Tak- Well… See, when me and Zim were on Earth together, he thought I liked him. To prove that theory, he, uhh…
Kiwi- Spit it out.
Tak- Well, he took me to a bar, and we got kind of carried away and lost count of how many drinks we'd had. Then we, uh, uhm…
Amber- *raises mallet*
Tak- Woah, don't hit me! Ok! Fine! We went skinny dipping in some random person's pool.
Amber- *Mouth wide open* …
Kiwi- *Rolling on the floor laughing her guts out, literally* Oh that was not supposed to come ou… KIDNEY! Eww… Ok, then what happened?
Amber- Alien lemon?
Tak- No! We fell asleep. *WHACK* OW! Ok, fine, yes. Alien lemon. Are you satisfied?
Kiwi- No *Grabs mallet and whacks Tak* Now I am.
Tak- OW! You mother fu- *disappears*
Kiwi- Aww, she was about to recite a long string of repulsive language.
Amber- I think we've used enough profanity for this episode, which by the way, it's time to go.
Kiwi- Ok, fine. Well, I guess that's the end of episode one of-
Gir- The dare show of DOOM!
Amber- *Hits with mallet* Where did you come from?
Gir- *Takes deep breathe and prepares to explain how robot babies are born* We come ou-
Kiwi- That's not appropriate for TV, even for this show.
Amber- Oh, god! What is it?
Kiwi- *whispers in Amber's ear*
Amber- OH, GOD! *Turns to Gir* Dude! DUDE! WTF?
Kiwi- *waves at camera* Well, goodnight to you all!
Amber- How do you know that?
Kiwi- Please don't ask.
Amber- Bye.