The Little Revolutionary Who Could
A/N: Basically, this is a children's book of Les Mis, based on the uncanny similarity of Jehan's last name and the French verb for "could," pourrait. Remember, this is a children's book, and will be very weird. (Also, the whole "children's book" format isn't my idea. It is the format-idea of Demon Poptarts, writer of "The Adventures of Phantom!") This should be interesting…
Once upon a time in Paris, there was a group of friends.
They were really good friends.
They were revolutionaries, and wanted to abolish the government (this is where the lil' kid says, "Mumsie? What does 'abolish' mean?").
They were called Les Amis De L'ABC.
Their names were Enjy, R, Jolllly, Feuilly, Bossuet, Combeferre, Courfy, Marius and Bahorel.
There was another student-revolutionary-friend.
His name was Jean Prouvaire.
His friends called him Jehan.
Jehan was a poet.
One day, he was writing a poem, when suddenly, R spilled his absinthe on his paper! ("Mumsie? What's absinthe?" "Just listen to the story, dear…")
O no!
Poor Jehan!
Poor poem!
Jehan smiled and said, "O well. I can write it again. Better."
R walked away.
Jehan wrote the poem. Better.
Yay Jehan!
Yay for the Little Revolutionary Who Could!
One day, Les Amis decided to build a barricade in the street.
They called it the Student Uprisings of 1832.
Jehan thought had a musketoon at the barricade to make all the bad officers of the law go away.
Yay Jehan!
During the battle Jehan was captured by the bad officers of the law.
O no!
What will Jehan do?
What will Jehan do?
O no!
O no! ("Mumsie, is the narrator stalling?")
Jehan knows what to do!
Yay Jehan!
Jehan stands up.
He shouts really loud into the air.
"Vive la France! Long live the future!" Jehan shouts.
His friends hear him from their place at the barricade.
Yay Jehan!
Yay for the Little Revolutionary Who Could!
The mean officers of the law shoot Jehan!
Jehan is shot!
Jehan is dead!
Poor Jehan!
But then he comes back!
He is a ghostie!
He sings dramatically!
Yay Jehan!
Yay for the Little Revolutionary Who Could!
THE END
Moral: Yay Revolution!
A/N: Now, wasn't that interesting? It's funny how things like that take 3 minutes to write… Actually, it isn't funny…at all…
Sirius Orion Black II