Rini-chan here yet again!! I know I have 2 new stories to update but I keep getting lost on the road of life. I can't think of anything for the next chapters to here's a new fluffy story. It is a product of my sick humor, twisted mind, and 3 energy-drinks. There is cussing (Naru-chan is a potty-mouth) but that's as bad as it gets. In AU.
Try to suffer though my horrible writing. This is a oneshot but may become a twoshot with enough reviews!! R&R please!!
Disclaimer: who came up with these things?! Do you really think I'd waste my time writing this if I owned Naruto? NO! I'd be re-writing the script so Naruto and Sasuke would sure as hell be making out every ten minutes!! I don't make any money off this.
'thoughts'
" speech"
' Naru-chan's snarky inner remarks'
Flashbacks
In Naruto's P.O.V
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God hates me. I'm sure of it. Right now I'm lying in Christ knows who's bed, staring at the ceiling wishing I knew where the hell I was and what happened last night. Okay calm down and try to think of were you are. The comforter on the bed is a dark blue. The walls are stark white. There's a tan desk with a modern computer on it, papers, and a picture. I got up and walked over to the picture. It had a couple with black hair and eyes that were really pale, a little boy who looked about 7 and another person with black hair who was almost taller then the man in the picture and their face was ripped off the picture. 'Weird' I thought. I looked out the window. The lush, green lawn was perfectly manicured and there was about 50 other nice houses standing around. I sighed and laid back down on the bed. I started to remember last night.
(A/N let's have a flashback shall we?)…
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I entered the club in loose blue jeans and an open white button-up shirt. I thought I looked good. My blonde hair was gelled the way I like it . I sat down at the bar and ordered a martini. The bartender flirted a little I think his name was Sai. But I didn't flirt back. So I couldn't have gone home with him. There was a red-headed man named Gaara who started talkin to me and Neji showed up but I didn't go home with any of them. When I woke up this morning my clothes were still on so I don't think I slept with anyone. Kimi and Hinata showed up to take me and Neji home but Kimi got smashed and went home with Gaara. Neji's cousin Hinata picked him up. I downed 10 more martinis and got drunk. Then someone else came. He had black hair. He was a total bastard but I was attracted to him.
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'Oh my god! It was Sasuke. My long time crush! I haven't seen him since we graduated 8 years ago. I thought he married Sakura and moved to America. He was the most popular and my secret love!! Damn I see him again when I was drunk and oh man what did I say to him?! Oh God I think I confessed to him. I must've been rejected and went home with the next stranger who hit on me!! Well crap lets go see who it is.'
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I stepped out the door only to see a nice breakfast of pancakes, orange juice and Advil at the table in the dinning room. I sat down and looked into the kitchen. Leaning against then counter was Sasuke smirking and holding a cup of coffee. 'Yes!! Oh I don't know if I was rejected or not but at least I'm not with some pervert' The house was decorated tastefully and looked like the perfect home for a family. ' Crap. He's married I just know it no one would have this nice of a home without a wife' I looked at the picture sitting on the self next to me. I had a girl of 5 years. She was very cute with short boy-cut black hair and stunning dark green eyes. Sasuke's daughter. I looked down at my plate. "Nice to see you again dobe" Sasuke said with a smirk. My mouth was full so my response came out muffled. "You were lucky I was the one to pick you up instead of Sai. He would've molested the crap out of you." he frowned at that "We only made out a little but you kissed me first. You kissed me and then passed out mumbling something about love" He frowned more "Who do you love Naruto? I helped you last night so you could at least answer that question." He set down his coffee and sat next to me. "Well who?" I swallowed my food, looked down and blushed then mumbled "You" His lips twitched into a small smile "Who?" he asked again.
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HOW DARE HE!! I was scared that I'd made a fool out of my self and then he asks me who I'm in love with when I'm clearly in love with HIM!! Then when I tell him he asks AGAIN when he didn't even give me an answer. That was it!! I stood up and exploded "You DAMMIT! YOU! I LOVE YOU! I've loved you since freshman year of high school!! But I was to chicken to tell you!! Then you MARRIED HER!! I knew I never had a chance but….but I loved you and now you probly hate me!" I finished my rant then sat down. Tears began to come to my eyes. His face hardened but his eyes softened. "Naruto I did marry Sakura and had a beautiful baby girl with her. Sakura left me last year though and hasn't returned. I got divorce papers last month and divorced her. That baby we had is in her room now sleeping. Her name is Kyoko. I don't hate you Naruto. I never loved Sakura. I just married her to convince myself I didn't love you. I couldn't deny it though and Sakura sensed that. I love you Naruto and I always will. That's why I was so worried about you loving someone else, that's why you're here now, that's why I kissed you and that's why Sakura left" He pulled me to his chest. I stopped crying and hugged him back. After a few minutes we pulled apart and kissed. "Daddy? Who's that and why did he make Momma leave?" a little voice said. I looked at the doorway and there was the sweet 7 year old in the picture. Kyoko.
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Her hair was down to her chin and her dark green eyes were teary.
She was standing there in a white nightgown "Kyo-chan this is Naru-chan he's my boyfriend. Mommy left because she knew I loved him more then her. He's not a bad person he'll love you too. I love you and he equally. I just love him in a different way. He lives here now." Kyoko walked up to me and stared at me with her big eyes. "Hello Kyo-chan." I reached to pull her onto my lap. She climbed up, stared at me some more. I smiled gently when she kissed my cheek and said in her cute little voice "Don't hurt Daddy's heart or I'll beat you up" She said cheerily. I laughed and said "I won't hurt him! You should worry about him hurting my heart." I kissed her forehead and said "Now eat your breakfast and I'll help you pick out a dress to wear to the zoo today" Her eyes got really big "Are we really going to the zoo Daddy?" She turned to ask Sasuke. He smiled and replied "Only if you want to" She cheered jumped off my lap and ate her breakfast.
At that moment I felt content and happy. My life was full of people I love. Sasuke was right I love Kyoko already. Him, her and I would be happy together. I just knew it.
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TBC
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A/N- that was pretty good if I do say so my self. I hope you liked it. If everyone reviews I just might add a chapter or two. I have a pretty good idea for another chapter. I have no idea how I came up with Kyoko. She just happened. I meant for a oneshot were Naru-chan wakes up doesn't know where he is and then runs figures out it's Sasuke's house. That's it. But it morphed. sigh that's all for today folks!! REVIEW!