Chapter one: What Started as a Talent Show Resulted in Marriage chapter one

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or the song Promiscuous.

Warning: This chapter takes place in Roy and Riza's high school years!

(Flashback)

Roy and Riza sat backstage as some lame-o teen band finished up their song. "Thank you that was City of Pain with some lame ass song of theirs! Next up, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye singing the song Promiscuous!" some random teacher yelled to the audience, while backstage Roy and Riza got ready. "So I guess it's time." Riza said, "Yeah," Roy started, "Now let's show the whole school what we feel for each other!" he finished. They went in and the music started.

Riza: Am I throwin you off?
Roy: Nope
Riza: Didn't think so

Roy: How you doin' young lady
That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy
You don't haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words first time that we spoke

Riza: Looking for a girl that'll treat you right
You lookin' for her in the day time with the light
Roy: You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

Riza: You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it

Roy: All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What's the problem I don't see no ring on your hand

I be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent

Riza: You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, lets walk for a minute

Roy: Promiscuous girl

Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Riza: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

Roy: Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Riza: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Roy: Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through

Riza: I'm out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

Roy: They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

Riza: I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

Roy: I want you on my team
Riza: So does everybody else.
Roy: Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

Riza: What kind of girl do you take me for?

Roy: Don't be mad, don't get mean
Riza: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Roy: Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Riza: Don't get mad, don't be mean

Roy: Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

Riza: I can see you with nothing on
feeling on me before you bring that on

Roy: Bring that on
Riza: You know what I mean

Roy: Girl, I'm a freak you shouldn't say those things

Riza: I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say

Roy: It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like

Riza: Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game MVP like Steve Nash

Roy: Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And its you that I want

Riza: Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name

But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

Roy: Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Riza: Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

The song ended and the two lovers walked offstage, bowing before leaving behind the curtain.

(Author's Note:) I only have one thing to say: PLEASE REVIEW FOR WHOMEVER REVIEWS SHALL GET ROY AND RIZA PLUSHIES!