A/N: This, as the title says, is my Ode to Dolores J. Umbridge.
Disclamer: Don't own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does.
Ode
to Dolores J. Umbridge
Oh, Umbridge fell off a bridge
On her way to Lumbridge 1 today!
She cracked her skull,
And now people all say,
"Don't pull an Umbridge today!"
Oh, Umbridge was turned into a toad
On her way on down the road!
A carrige rolled by,
And squashed her flat!
And people will remember her like that!
Oh, Umbridge is a git!
So much that she should be bit
By a poisoness toad to match her looks,
And an antidote that won't be found!
(At least not in her books) 2
Oh, Umbridge is a prat!
She acts to much like the Rat!
She's a Traitorous toad
That should be squashed
By a boot or with my bat!
Oh, Umbridge is a bi+ch!
She shouldn't even be called a witch!
Babies will cry
When they see her face,
And others want hit her with mase!
Oh, Umbridge was killed tonight
Because she couldn't see the light
She walked down the tracks,
She was blind as a bat,
And Hogwarts train squashed her flat!
And Hog-warts train Squashed her flaaaaaaat!
(Good riddens Umbridge!)
Can't you tell that I just love Umbridge? (Note sarcasm people!) I wrote this months ago, just now desided to up-load it. Hope all you Umbridge haters love it! r&r!
Adios Amigos!
1 I don't own Lumbridge. Runescape does. (The people who own Rune Scape . com, that is)
2 I'm talking about Severus Snape here. His books probable have an antidote for almost everything.