Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Trigun characters (*sigh*), but I wish I did. I own me though, and I hope it stays that way.

[Blink] (*To stuffed toys*) So what does everyone want to do today?

(*Toys just sit and stare*)

[Blink] FINE!! Be mean! I have never seen toys as rude as you all. Hmpf…

(*Whistling noise*)

[Blink] Huh?…

[Vash] (*Lands on top of Blink, unconscious*) @.@

[Blink] AH!! (*To herself*) This is not my day…

(*Blink pushes Vash off of her, stands up, and dusts herself off*)

[Blink] Well? Aren't you even going to explain?

[Vash] (*Still unconscious*) …

[Blink] DON'T EVER MAKE A FOOL OF ME, MISTER!!!

(*Blink punches Vash, in the face, as hard as she can*)

[Vash] (*Awake*) OW!! What did you do that… (*Looks at Blink*) for?…

[Blink] Well, you landed on top of me and I want an explanation… now.

[Vash] (*Close to Blink*) Well, you see I was fighting evil people, like I always do, when someone… uh… punched me so hard that I flew back to here. The punch didn't knock me out though. Nope, nope. I stayed awake the whole time ^.^"

(*Blink looked at him in disbelief*)

[Blink] Right…

[Vash] (*Tries to put a noodle arm on Blink's shoulder*) So how about you and me, heh heh.

[Blink] Don't you have a girlfriend?

[Vash] (*Surprised*) Me, uh, no. No girlfriend for me. Why do you say that?

[Blink] (*Points behind Vash*) 'Cause there is a girl running toward us, and by the sound of it, she is cursing…

[Vash] (*Looks and sees Meryl and Milly*) Oh! Them, uh… They are stalkers. Yea. They have been stalking me ever sense I left their town ^.^" So how about that date?

[Blink] Well… I… uh… need to get ready.

[Meryl] VASH!! GET BACK HERE, VASH!!

[Vash] We can stop at your place. You can run fast right?

[Blink] Uh, yes…

[Milly] Mr. Vash! Wait for us!

[Vash] Good, good! Lets get going!

[Blink] Shouldn't we tell them to leave you alone?

[Vash] No, no. If we leave quietly, maybe they will leave too. Let's go.

(*Vash pushes Blink and they both run off the Blink's house so that Blink can change*)

[Meryl&Milly] VASH!!

[Meryl] I WILL FIND YOU, VASH!! YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!!