Disclaimer: I do not own Excel Saga, Azumanga Daioh, or Fullmetal Alchemist, or any other Animes featured in this fic.

He looks around slowly and then jumps out of the blue with a read stamp on his thumb. "I hereby give my permission to turn Excel Saga: Quack Experimental Anime, into an Anime Crossover fanfiction. He jumped back down.

"Da da da da da da DAAAAA!"

that was the beginning to the "Excel Saga" opening video. Nabeshine watched as Excel and Hyatt sang, drooling slightly.

"Uh, sir………"

"I'm busy"

"But sir………"

"I'm busy watching the Excel Saga opening."

"But-"

"I SAID ME AND MY AFRO, which I recently named Charlie, ARE BUSY! Didn't you read the sign?" asked a very annoyed Nabeshine, as Charlie grew a disturbing set of arms and pulled a sign out of himself that read, "Nabeshine is busy watching the Excel Saga opening, please do not disturb."

"But sir, we have a problem, we didn't get copy-wrights from the other animes. We'll get sued!"

"Aww! No we won't! that's never stopped us in the past. EVER!" he said. "Right? I mean, we did air that power-puff girl once……… that won't come back to bite us will it? WILL IT?" he screamed, backing up in a fit of emotional rage.

"Well," said the intern. "I guess we'll just have to wait and see."

EXCEL SAGA: Quack Experimental Anime

The high school of Alchemy

"HAIL LORD ILLPALAZZO!" screamed a very excited Excel, which, isn't saying much, considering she's always like that. "Lord Illpalazzo! You're royal majesty will soon rule this city and the ideological Agency of ACROSS will soon triumph over all………" Excel babbled on and on as she always does.

"3………" said illpalazzo, rather impatiently.

"and hope of prosperity among zebras, and that the great lord ILLPALAZZO………

"2………" He counted, growing more tiresome.

"'That's a good monkey, healthy and strong,' said one of………"

"1………" he said finally, pulling the tasseled rope which now had a piece of paper taped to it that said "When Excel talks to much." This rope was green. He now had 5 ropes lined up next to each other, each with a piece of paper. The other four consisted of "When Excel sings"

"When Excel dances"

"When Excel comes within three feet of Illpalazzo"

and finally, the last and most deadly.

"Death to Excel."

SPLASH!

That was the sound of Excel falling to her doom, still talking, now on the subject of what happens when you hold you're breath until steam comes out you're ears. Something that Illpalazzo was now experiencing.

"That concludes Excel's 5 minute random babbling session."

"And then you're ears go numb, and you're head explodes," finished Excel, standing at attention.

"What was it this time senior?" asked a curious Hyatt, looking at Excel.

"I don't really know," she replied, "It was dark and slippery in there. It had teeth though………"

"Now," Illpalazzo cut in, "I have you're next mission. Seeing that you're mission at Inu-Nube high school didn't go so well, I've decided to give another try at observing the next generation. For this mission, you two will be sent to………um……… hmmm……… there appears to be a smudge over the name of the high school. ((If anyone can remember the name of the Azumanga Daioh high school, please tell me and I'll edit. Cause I cant remember!))

Anyway, you will be infiltrating class three under the assumed names, Excel and Hyatt."

Excel opened her mouth to speak. "But sir………"

SPLASH!

"Honestly Excel, I spent hours thinking up you're code name, do not question my authority."

Excel modestly replied, "AAAAHHH! THERE'S TWO OF THEM! AND THEY HAVE CLAWS TOO!"

"I knew you'd agree with my superior ideals."

"Um, Lord Illpalazzo, sir," began Hyatt. "Might you possibly come up with a more inventive codename than just switching our names-" she cut off, as she fell back and died, for the fifth time that morning.

A wet, slimy, and bloody hand emerged from the hole as a beaten bruised and bloody Excel crawled out of the whole. "Macrocozem………" she said slowly, after falling on the floor, dead.

"I swear, those two, always dying on the job. We will give a five minute break for the two of you to regain consciousness, right on schedule," he said, crossing off a schedule bullet. The Great Will of the Macrocozem went over and did her "Magic" on Excel, but since they had been through this process at least 30 times it went something like this.

"Woooo you're alive, ya ya you know the drill, now get up."

She said unenthusiastically, grabbing a pack of cigarettes.

"Wow, it's usually drawn out in the anime but I guess it happens a little different when you're in a fanfiction," said Excel, getting up and brushing herself off. "hey Hyatt, check it out! Since I am in a fanfiction, (I can talk in parentheses! Ooooh Im not actually talking)"

"But I can here you just fine senior."

"Ya but, oh, now I'm Itallicized!" Isn't that cool? You try, Ha-chan!

"Ok senior." She said, straining. "How's this?"

Excel sighed. "No no, that's bold. (not parentheses) you'll get the hang of the FanFiction world someday."

"I hope so senior." She replied.

"Now, of to you're mission," said Illpalazzo, pulling a string, as Excel fell back into the same hole she just crawled out of. Although this time, It slammed her into the pavement of the unsuspecting high school. What chaos will Her and special agent Hyatt bring? Find out on the next Excel Saga!

Today's Experiment ………………………………………………….Failed.

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