Notes: This was originally going to be in "Downtime of an Umbra Witch", but since it's a crossover, it'll stand alone. Anyway, my take on Bayonetta being an unlockable character in "The Wonderful 101".

Bayonetta and The Wonderful 101 are by Platinum Games.


Wonder-Red studied the casket that Wonder-Blue and Pink had found while dealing with the alien invasion. The casket was made entirely of wood with no markings on it whatsoever. From the looks of things, it was containing something due to a lavender aura around it that pulsed on occasion.

Wonder-Black had been studying this casket for a bit and deduced that a simple whip attack would open it up and reveal what's inside.

"The honors," he told Wonder-Pink.

"Here I...go!" Wonder-Pink called out, lashing the whip at the lock of the casket.

The lock broke easily due to the strength of the whip attack, but also from being soaked in water for so long. Wonder-Yellow opened the casket up with little to no effort, and what was inside surprised them.

There was a woman almost entirely nude, with black hair in a beehive style containing red ribbons holding it together. Her hair was covering her private areas, and around her neck was a gold pocket watch with a red diamond gem embedded in it. There was a butterfly themed mask over her closed eyes. Everyone looked in awe at what was inside.

When she began to stir and open her eyes, the main members of the Wonderful Ones moved back. The woman sat up slowly and looked around. The first thing she saw was Wonder-Red, and her eyes widened with surprise.

"Hello, Miss," Wonder-Red began. "Do you know who you are?"

A pause. Then...

"Good question," the woman answered, a British accent peppering her voice.


Much later on, it was decided that the woman, whom Wonder-Red named "Bayonetta" after what was written on her ribbons, was to stay with them for the time being until she recovered her memories. In an act of heroism she performed while saving some people from a fire, she was to become one of The Wonderful Ones after a close vote.

"I give to you...Wonder-Bayonetta!" Wonder-Red announced.

Bayonetta stepped in, her hair now having formed a suit for battle. Pistols were in her hands and on the heels of her feet, which she named "Scarborough Fair". Over her Umbran Watch on her chest was the CENTINEL symbol. She also wore the trademark mask of The Wonderful Ones over her new modern glasses.

Wonder-Pink got a bit jealous when the other members talked positively about her new look. She was supposed to be the fashionable one, after all...


"What do you think?" Edna asked after showing Bayonetta the rough draft of her fan fiction.

Bayonetta took a look at the sheet of paper and read through the details. Once she was done, she gave it back to her.

"It looks promising, but I don't think it'll pass in college," Bayonetta told her.

"Oh, this actually is for a contest I signed up for," Edna countered.

"Well..." the Umbra Witch noted in surprise. "Keep going, then. You're doing a fine job."