A/N: Based on my first "Yaoi Dream." Present to Anna! YAY!

WARNING: Shonen Ai! Yes indeed, gay love. No flames please. That's Roy's thing.

SUMMARY: An angry Ed finally tells Mustang what exactly his height is the perfect size for.

DISCLAIMER: Oh, yeah. I own this! Totally! That's why I write fanfiction instead of canon for a living.

REMEMBER:

"Dialogue."

Self-Explanitory

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Perhaps it was that that they were hiding from the bad guys, or because the building they chose smelled too much like old, musty library books—either way, Roy was not helping Ed's quickly falling mood.

"You scowl too much and you'll turn into a lawn gnome, ya know, 'cause you're short."

Not. At. All.

"Shut up you ugly ferret with a bad case of insomnia!"

Ed's insults were extremely lacking today, which only increased the metaphorical fire Roy spurred in his belly. He was teasing the blond because, well, you gotta admit, it was kinda cute. The Fullmetal Alchemist was stomping around the dusty warehouse, muttering and glaring at every cobweb and dust bunny. Totally adorable.

Roy sighed, the dim lighting from the alley filtered in from the dirty and broken windowpanes. "Perhaps we should find another room. They might see us from the windows," he suggested.

"Yeah, but we would see them before that!" Edward pointed out, one metal finger sticking up in the air. Roy smiled, sauntering over to the glass to glimpse their only hope of escape.

"Ya know, despite your height, your brain can be pretty big when it wants to be," the colonel said. This was apparently the last straw on the camel's back. Ed growled and grabbed Roy's lapels in both hands. He blinked rapidly at the sudden aggressive move as Ed's bright cherry colored face as he zoomed in close.

"Now listen you… you stupid bastard!" he spat out, bronze eyes blazing, "I've had it up to here—"

"Wow, tall order for you, Fullmetal," Mustang pressed on.

Ed had cried out harshly at the interruption, "Shut up! My size is just freakin' perfect!"

"Oh really, for what?" Roy asked.

Narrowing his eyes, the younger man jerked down his superior. "For kissing!" was the declaration before mouths crashed together… Indeed, Roy Mustang had to agree Edward Elric really was the perfect height for kissing.