Disclaimer: Do you honestly think I own South Park? Yes, because it makes sense that I created the first mature rated television show when I wasn't even one-year-old (That's not even counting the shorts that started it all.). So, no, I do NOT own South Park because Matt and Trey do.

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This too long to get up, I know. You can complain to me if you would like to do that, but I would appreciate if you at least read this new, improved version of the prologue (This is part one of the prologue because I'm lazy.) before you complain. :)

If you didn't understand what I said in parentheses above, this is part of one of the prologue because I was having trouble writing the other half so I just decided it would be my first two part prologue. I'm so lazy I know. So now, enjoy the improved version of this story.

Eric Cartman had always been an inconsiderate bastard of person as he felt compassion towards no human other than himself, of course. His friends had always thought it was impossible for him to have any positive feelings for another person. They were wrong. Cartman was sure he had developed a crush; he was sure he had developed a crush on a girl. He was sure he had a crush on Heidi Turner.

He didn't know why he felt 'butterflies' in his stomach every time she passed by him or why he suddenly thought she was the most beautiful person in the world. He couldn't explain why he loved hearing the sound of her voice when she spoke within earshot of him or why he thought every proposition she came up with was a great one. He couldn't come up with any other explanation. He knew it had to be something, something that he hadn't experienced in a long time, a crush was a possibility and he knew it. In fact, it was the only possibility he could come up with.

Out of all honestly, he himself thought it was far-fetched; he never thought that he would feel romantic feelings toward someone again. Sure, there had been Patty Nelson in the fourth grade, but she was long forgotten by Cartman when she denied him in the fifth grade. Ever since then, he had lost hope in any potentially romantic relationship. Because of this, his friends had thought that he was interested in other males, Butters being the biggest possibility even though the blond had proven to find interest in the opposite sex.

Despite his feelings towards Heidi, he highly doubted she would ever fall for someone like himself. Even when he tried to exterminate these feelings, he just couldn't shake them off and he didn't know why; he just couldn't do it. As much as he tried, and he really tried, they refused to leave.

Cartman knew that he had found himself stuck with having a crush on someone.


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I know it's short, but as mentioned above, the author is clearly lazy. Sorry for mistakes, I was too lazy to read over it for a third time after I made revisions. Before I close off this author's note, let's hope that the school board decides the weather conditions aren't good enough for students to go to school so I don't have to be around idiots. So, I hope you enjoyed this crapiness that is part one of the prologue. Reviews are welcome, please tell me what you think. :)