The Day Nicki's Little Sister Acquired the Ring of Power-Chapter 1
A/N- I apologize in advance if you become extremely scared of us.
Disclaimer: We, unfortunately, do not own Lord of the Rings nor anything else in this story besides ourselves. And thankfully, we don't own "Fishin' Around". The person who created that game and its God-awful song should be shot.
"TURN THAT GAME OFF NOW HALEY!!!" Nicki screamed down to her younger sister who had been playing "Fishin' Around" for the past hour. The annoying song it played repeatedly was driving her and her friends Patty, Christine, Meghan, and Lauren completely insane. The girls were sitting around in Nicki's room after waking up from the sleepover that was held the night before and they were not in the best of moods.
"I swear I'm gonna shoot myself…" Patty muttered as she held her pillows over her ears.
Haley was sitting in the living room with her tiny plastic fishing rod trying to catch the fishies as they went around; when she noticed a fish she hadn't seen before. It wasn't only one color like the others, it had stripes and squares and circles of different colors splattered around it.
"I want dat one!" She squeaked and lowed her 'rod'. When she caught it, a circle of fish formed in front of her. They swam clockwise around a blue portal. "Ooooo…" Haley stepped towards the gateway and stuck her head through.
She saw a bunch of men sitting in a circle around a pedestal. There were short ones, tall ones, and ones that had hair like bikers and pointy ears. Every one of them had their eyes on the object in the center. Haley caught a glimpse of the gold ring that sat on it and ran to it with her hands out.
"MINE!" She yelled and grabbed it. "Yoink! Yoink! Mine!" The seated men all stood and dropped the weapons they held in surprise and started to chase her around the circle.
"Where did she come from?!"
"GET THE RING!!!"
Haley ran to the portal, afraid of the people hunting her. She dove in and when she was back in the living room, she grabbed the game and ran to Nicki's room.
The elves, hobbits, dwarves, and men at the Council of Elrond stared after her, anger evident in their faces.
"Who will go?" Elrond asked, looking around the circle. "We must return the ring and toss it into the fires of Mount Doom!"
A hobbit, Frodo Baggins stood up. "I will find it, though I do not know the way."
"Could it possibly be through the portal?", an elf muttered sarcastically to another.
"I will help you find this burden, Frodo Baggins, so long as the diapers are yours to change." Gandalf the Gray stood up and said.
The next to stand was Aragorn, "If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword."
"And you have my bow!" Legolas the elf chimed in.
"And my axe!" Gimli the dwarf declared.
Boromir then rose from his chair and stated, "You carry the fates of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it that I enter the circle of fish and find your Ring of Power."
Just then the Hobbit Sam popped out of a bush. " Heh! Mr. Frodo is not goin' through any fish portal without me!"
Elrond rolled his eyes, " No indeed, it is hardly possible to separate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not."
"Wait! We are coming too!" Two more Hobbits, Merry and Pippin ran into the circle. "You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!"
"That could be arranged…" Elrond muttered.
"Anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest... thing." The one called Pippin announced.
Merry mumbled, "Well that rules you out Pip…"
Elrond broke in before they could continue, "Nine companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Petulant Three-Year-Old!"
"THE WHAT?!", The nine men yelled.
Before they could object Pippin piped up, "Great! Where are we going?"
Gimli pointed to the portal, "Get that little girl!" He yelled and jumped into the portal with the other eight in tow.