AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik Are you?) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) You wish. raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin Bieber? Whoever he is, I feel sorry for him ur da luv of my deprzzing Deprzzing. For someone so obsessed with depression, you can't even spell it right life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way I can tell what sort of person she is already and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) So either it's a nickname, or you were a freaky baby with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy Cold? blue eyes like limpid tears Limpid? Clear? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) Sayonara!. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie Incest…. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white So no other vampires have dentists, then. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) I doubt that, based on your writing skills. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell NOOOOO, I couldn't) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there Hot Topic isn't very gothic. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow Red. So it looks like your eyes are bleeding? Mine probably will start to bleed soon. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun NOOO, REALLY?, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them Oh, lovely. Who are these 'lots of people' who tell you that you look like Amy Lee? It seems to me that you'd piss everyone off too much for them to compliment you.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! DUN DUN DUNNNN
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Snort! Snigger…*muffled ROFL*
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. No backbone…check.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Policed lion zoos tell you fangz? How many of them are there?
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! Homophobe.
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door LID of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had Ewww. My coffin was black ebony I see what you did there and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. She put ON some clothes ON. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She wakes up…grins…flips her hair, and THEN opens her eyes? She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) Do I look like I care?
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted. PMS? Here's a little nasty, gross thought…You act like you're on your period, Ebony. Where did the blood that you drank come from?
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. But you so f-cking don't like him!
"Guess what.?" he said.
"What?" I asked. Ooh, thrilling dialogue.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. ZOMG!
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. NOOO….REALLY?
"Well... do you want to go with me?" he asked.
I gasped. So, that's a yes, then.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. Again, if you really liked something you'd spell it right.
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. Blah, blah, blah. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists This makes me depressed. *slit*. I got a bad grade. *slit* I'm getting dressed. *slit* How can you slit your wrists through all the scar tissue you doubtlessly have?. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding BUT YOU CUT YOURSELF TO STOP BEING DEPRESSED! and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS omg! of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway Good to know you wasted foundation twice already, then. I drank some human blood that came from where…? Heehee… so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. Hey! Car thief! That's Ron's dad's car! He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz Sounds like a band. Da Kewl Boiz. wer it ok!).
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666 Oh, I am so scared. Eek. Aah. Goffik.) and flew to the place with the concert The place with the…oh, you mean Hogsmeade. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs Smoke ALL the substances!. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car Surprising. Didn't think you could hop after smashing yourselves on drugs. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte That's not moshing. What happened to Simple Plan, by the way?.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song No, and it's obvious you copy/pasted them from some website, hence the lack of bad spelling and lack of end-sentence punctuation).
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad. Well, gee, why? Oh, I know…Hot Topic is out of shirts he doesn't already have. No, wait...his eyeliner is running. No, hang on…
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. She has a brain!
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said. Could've fooled me.
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively *barf* *yak* and he put his arm around me all protective *hurl, splatter*
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. She has a beard now? Blonde face?
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco Check with him before you say that. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees Why? You already have so many! Where is the money coming from?. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into...A PIT OF ACID, KILLING YOU BOTH! the Forbidden Forest! Damn.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY BAAHAHAHA nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! I doubt that. dey nu eechodder b4 ok! I'm not even sure what that means.
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. He stopped it in midair? And walked out? I walked out of it too, curiously. I tried to walk curiously. It's like, in the movies, the way a kid approaches the weird glowing thing.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts NOOO, REALLY?) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. You hear that? That was the sound of me throwing up. If a guy looked at me with eyes full of 'evilness' I'd run away screaming.
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Suddenly just as you what? Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. Keenly. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. Took of them? Like, ate them? I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. BEST LINE.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm That didn't take long. We started to kiss everywhere *snigger* snort* and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" I take it back. THIS right here is the best line. In the whole damn story.
It was...Dumbledore!
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx Extra X! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! Who are the people who gave her these good reviews? They obviously did, since the story continues. Endlessly.
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Ludacris, the rapper! Where's Usher?
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. But why? They didn't see his thingy in your you-know what!
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. ROFLMAO
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Oh, God.
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Whaaaaat? At least suspend them! Or, detention! House points taken away! Slap on the wrist! Poke in the nose! Mean look! ANYTHING!
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. Oh, right. She never mentioned them putting their clothes back on. They must have been standing in Dumbledore's office naked. Again, ROFLMAO When I came out...
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "I just wanna live" by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. Ewww. What a creeper. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! Oh, they'll be goood all right.
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. Stop the madness!
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. What the hell? Where is all this blood coming from? And I think that Count Chocula is probably American, not British. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. You'd like that, wouldn't you.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. Oops, guess not. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. *gag* He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face You were going down his face? and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore Whaaat? and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore What is this 'anymore'? You don't know this guy!. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. Well no sh*t, Sherlock, you're in 'England'. He looked exactly like Joel Madden Google images says otherwise.. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. You brought it up, sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. *muffled laughter*
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. Oh, these verbs.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. OH, THESE VERBS!
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared. OH, THESE VERBS! NO SENSE, THEY MAKE!
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. I sense another sex scene coming….