BroTP right here! I needed to write something and I've been meaning to do some kind of drabbles that I can update at random, so here we go! I do not own Fairy Tail or anything associated with it. Also, I do not own any companies or associations that may pop up.

BroTP: Grayza

Summary: Never bet Erza. Just don't do it.

Note: I wanted to start off with something light and funny. A bit OOC, but I think it could happen!

"I'm not doing it."

"Gray, you lost the bet. You have to honor your commitment."

"I lost based on a technicality, Erza! It so should not count!"

"You bet that if a guy grabbed my ass, I would punch him in the face. You lost because I tripped him and kicked him in the ribs. Go!"

"That was a freaking technicality! It shouldn't count!"

"You think that if a guy grabs my ass, I won't hurt him?"

"It was supposed to be an easy win!"

"You should have thought about your words. Now go face your punishment."

The raven haired twenty year old ran his hand down his face. He really shouldn't have agreed to write the whole thing in a contract. He should have known Erza was going to get technical.

The pair of best friends were ducked around a corner, spying on the victims of Gray's punishment. They stayed pressed as close to the wall as possible, so as not to give their position away to any of the bystanders around the corner.

"Go, Gray. Face your punishment."

"Mother—" Gray stamped his feet, adjusted his clothes, and whipped around the corner.

The first victim was Mirajane, who was leaning over a water fountain. Sighing, Gray walked up to her.

"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty," he said monotonously, walking up behind her and poking her butt.

Mira jumped, whipping around with her hand over her mouth, swallowing her last drink of water. "Oh, Gray, it's you! You scared me for a second. Did you need something?"

"Nope, my job is done!" He cracked his knuckles and rested his hands behind his head.

"Not quite," Erza interjected, coming up beside Gray and throwing an arm around his shoulder. "You have to put more feeling into it. Mira doesn't count anymore because you did it wrong."

"What the hell, Erza?" Gray clenched his fists in his hair. "Never look up dares on the internet to decide what a person should do when they lose a bet. This is the kind of shit you come up with!"

"Gray, if you lost, you need to honor your commitment," Mira said, flashing him a smile. "Sorry I didn't count. I'm probably the only one who would be okay with you poking my butt. Good luck!" She gave a small wave and walked away.

"See? Mira understands."

"Quiet you."

XxX

Gray's next victim was Gajeel. Because Erza thought it would be funny. Gray was going to get the crap beat out of him, and Erza was going to laugh.

"You frustrate me."

"Focus, Gray!" The scarlet haired woman slapped her hands down on his shoulders from behind, giving them a small massage. "You have to actually sell it this time."

Gray clenched his fists. With a not so very light push from Erza, the mission had begun.

Gray got into a crouching stance and snuck up behind Gajeel, receiving many strange looks from the people he passed.

"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty!" Gray chanted, and then gave Gajeel a firm slap on the ass. Which resulted in Gray being knocked to the floor by a strong arm.

"The hell you think you're doing?" Gajeel bellowed, towering over Gray's collapsed form.

"Lost a bet," Gray groaned, slapping a hand over his eyes.

There was a moment of silence before Gajeel let out a menacing laugh. "Man, sucks to be you," was all he said, and then he turned and walked away.

A moment later, Gray heard, "Hm, I thought that would be a lot more violent. Good job, though!"

"I hate you, Erza," Gray groaned from the floor.

"Don't lose next time," she told him, squatting down and grabbing his arm to help hoist him up. "Come on, you still have two left!"

Gray let out a gurgled pterodactyl noise.

xXx

Next was Lucy because there was no way Erza was going miss the opportunity for him to creep up behind a girl wearing a short skirt.

Gray and Erza squatted behind a trashcan watching Lucy talk to Levy with her back turned to them.

"Ready?" Erza asked, rubbing his back.

"Ready as I'll ever be," he replied, waddling out from behind the trashcan to sneak up on the pair of unsuspecting girls.

They never saw it coming.

"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty!" he yelled, proceeding to slap Lucy's behind.

Lucy shrieked and whirled around. She screamed out "Lucy kick!" without realizing who had just molested her, and nailed Gray between the legs with her boot.

Gray let out a small squeak and then collapsed to the floor in a heap.

"Oh, Gray, that was you?" Levy asked, staring at the collapsed Gray.

"What the hell were you thinking?" Lucy chided. "If you were anyone else, I would seriously hurt you!"

"Like you didn't already do that?" he asked sarcastically, but Lucy had already turned with a huff and stormed off, Levy close behind.

"I saw that one coming." Gray could hear the smirk in Erza's voice.

"Next time, just make me get you some cake."

XxX

After a small break for Gray and a thinking session for Erza, the final victim was picked. It was just too easy.

"Of course you'd pick freaking Natsu," Gray complained. "He's going to think I'm trying to fight him, like he always does."

"Exactly," Erza stated, munching on a slice of cake. "I know that annoys you, so that's why I picked him. And this time, I'm not breaking up the fight."

Gray facepalmed, but assumed his crouching position anyway. Creeping up behind his victim, he gave Natsu a firm slap on the butt while exclaiming, "Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for the booty!"

"Gray!" Natsu whirled around and nailed Gray with a right hook to the jaw. "I heard you've been trying to fight people! Why didn't you come after me first?!"

"I'm not trying to fight anyone," Gray explained, rubbing his jaw. "I lost a bet with Erza."

"Don't lie to me, Gray! Only fools would make a bet with Erza!"

Gray sighed. "Yeah, I know!"

"Bring it!" Natsu yelled, and then pounced on Gray.

Erza watched silently from the sidelines, enjoying the show with her favorite food. She knew she was giving Gray a hard time, but this was for his own good. He should know better than to make poor decisions, like making bets with her. She would make sure he lost every time.

Just then, Natsu's elbow hit Erza's plate as he suffered a blow from Gray, successfully knocking her cake to the ground.

Now it was time for both of them to learn from their poor choices. Erza bolted up and threw herself into the brawl. This wouldn't last much longer.

Open for suggestions!