PeanutFangirl: Hello my peeps! Welcome to my truth or dare show!
*crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: I know I'm not the only human to make a truth or dare show, BUT I FREAKING FELT LIKE IT SO DEAL WITH IT! *puts on a pair of sunglasses* I so funny! Anyway, since I'm a lazy ass, I'm not gonna give full desriptions for each character, so just freaking accept it.
*cricket noise*
PeanutFangirl: No on cares? Good! Now before I bring these fabulous people out, I wanted to make a quick announcement. I will take questions and dares from the reviews, but this episode will just be MY questions and dares, so enjoy my loneliness! Now, let's welcome our characters!
*crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: From season one! Lee, Carley, Lilly, Doug, Larry, Katjaa, Duck, Ben, Christa, and Omid!
*they come out and the crowd cheers*
PeanutFangirl: And from season two! Clementine, Kenny, Luke, Nick, Sarah, Rebecca, Alvin, Pete, Carlos, Sarita, Bonnie, Mike, and Jane!
*they come out and the crowd goes wild*
PeanutFangirl: I know you basic fangirls are excited, but please keep your pants on! *gets awkward looks from guests* Don't look at me like that! Don't forget, I have complete control over you guys!
*silence*
PeanutFangirl: Good. Now, LET'S GET INTO SOME QUESTIONS, SHALL WE?!
*crowd cheers yes*
PeanutFangirl: Okay *pulls out a sheet of paper* I have them all written out here. Let's start out with...Clementine! Which of the guys here do you find most attractive?
Clementine: If at all?
*PeanutFangirl and crowd starts to laugh*
PeanutFangirl: Yes. Give an a honest answer. *keeps laughing*
Clementine: Luke...I guess...
*Cluke shippers screen with joy*
PeanutFangirl: Ah...the romance! *earns a weird look from Luke* What? Every girl and gay guy found you attractive when they first saw you!
Luke: Ummmm
PeanutFangirl: Well...almost everyone. *everyone stares with interest* I AIN'T SAYIN' ANYTHING! Moving on! This one goes to Luke, Nick, and Pete. Are you guys virgins?
Luke: No.
Nick: No.
Pete: No.
PeanutFangirl: I figured. *creeped out looks* Don't think just because I'm young means I have a perfectly clean mind, dammit! And don't blame me, blame my friends! (especially you, Batman!) Carlos! *rolls up sleeve* what bite is this?
Carlos: *examines* A...dog bite perhaps?
PeanutFangirl: *stares awkwardly* It's a mosquito bite...dumbass. *Carlos glares* And you have a f*cking medical degree!
*crowd laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Doctor my ass. Another one for Carlos! Have you given Sarah "the talk" yet?
Carlos: No, and I don't intend to.
PeanutFangirl: *rolls eyes* You're a horrible doctor and a big pussy, aren't ya!
*crowd gasps*
PeanutFangirl: Oh shut up, you guys ain't peacy keen either! And Carlos, Sarah is 15 and I'm just about to be 14. And I got the talk at age eight. You can do better than this!
Carlos: I wouldn't exactly use you as an example for this...
PeanutFangirl: Shut up, and I'll fix this. *adds dare to list* Done.
Carlos: *mutters under breath*
PeanutFangirl: Okay, last question. Pete, how is your bullsh*t detector that awesome?
Pete: *smiles proudly* Usually folks will avoid looking me in the eye and talk really fast.
PeanutFangirl: Very useful information here...alright, that was pretty f*cking boring, LET'S GET INTO SOME DARES!
*crowds cheers*
PeanutFangirl: The first one if for my Sarah, my bae! But first, lock Carlos in the closet!
FEW MINUTES LATER
Carlos: *from inside closet* LET ME OUT OF HERE!
PeanutFangirl: *kicks closet door* Shut up, jackass. Now Sarah, you're gonna play Five Nights At Freddy's!
*FNAF fans go insane*
Sarah: *looks at screen* Do I have to?
PeanutFangirl: Yes, don't question it.
Sarah: *puts on headphones and starts to play* Huh...this isn't THAT bad! *five minutes pass and Bonnie attacks* AHHHHH!
*crowds screams and laughs*
Carlos: IT'S NOT REAL SARAH! IT'S NOT REAL!
PeanutFangirl: Shut up, Carlos! This is our generation! Be glad I didn't make her play GTA!
Sarah: What's GTA?
PeanutFangirl: A video game I REALLLY wanna play! DAMMIT MOM WHY CAN'T I PLAY!
*crowds laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Okay, I'm f*cking tired so don't expect the chapter to be much longer!
*crowds awes*
PeanutFangirl: I'll be back, but I'm just tired. So the next dare is...*stares at sheet of paper then awkward shuffles over to Nick and wraps arms around his waist*
Nick: *uncomfortably* what the hell are you doing?
PeanutFangirl: Hugging you, what does it look like?
Nick: *Confused* Didn't you come up with these?
PeanutFangirl: *pulls away* yes, be glad it was just a hug. *smirks in a dirty way*
Nick: What the hell, aren't you like, twelve or something?
PeanutFangirl: Excuse me, but I am merely half a month from being 14, thank you very much! *crosses arms in an offensive way* But I guess you being damn fine makes up for you being an asshole.
Nick: *moves away awkwardly*
PeanutFangirl: Nolly. Nick and Molly, myself. Yes, I have the same name as that ninja from Savannah, but I am NOT ninja!
*crowds cheers*
PeanutFangirl: This next one is the best...Lee, put on a dress and stand in a pool full of noodles for the rest of the show.
*crowd laughs*
Lee: *stares* How the hell did you think of THAT?!
PeanutFangirl: DON'T QUESTION MY SANITY! Just...*snaps fingers and a sparkly pink dress appears on Lee* Now, get in the pool. *Kiddie pool full of wet noodles appears*
Lee: *groans* Fine. *sits in pool*
*everyone but Lee laughs*
PeanutFangirl: Unfortuantly, this is the last one.
*crowd boos*
PeanutFangirl: Shut up and deal with it! Carlos *he appears from out of the closet* You have to give Sarah "the talk"
Carlos: No! I am not doing that!
PeanutFangirl: If you don't then I will! Sarah...when a man and woman-
Carlos: FINE! I'll do it! *he and Sarah disappear from the room*
PeanutFangirl: We'll see what happens next time on the truth or dare show! Be sure to leave your questions and dares in the reviews, and join us next time! Take Luck! ROBIN OUT!