This is about The Legend of Zelda, one of the best series. It won't be like Bar wars, but I might add stupidity. This ain't a scene, it's… oops. I was listening to it at this time. Why didn't I delete it? I don't have a clue.
The Master of Time(Oh yeah, nearly forgot
Disclaimer: Sadly, I didn't invent such a great game)
One cold day in Winter, a man heard a knock on his cold, wooden door. At the door was a small baby, and he noticed that he has a tattoo of a triangle on his left hand. The old man thought that his previous parents were bad for giving him a tattoo at such an early age.
Then an octorok came. But a big read fishy thing came and ate it. (The fishy thing has legs) Anyways, the man took the baby in. His previous girlfriend left him because he didn't have any children. So he called the boy Link, because it links him with his ex.
A few years later, it turned out Link was a brave, strong boy. One day he was using his toy sword, and practiced rolling. He accidentally hit Zelda, the girl he has a crush on. He was thinking of what such an idiot he is!
"Cool" said Zelda, helping Link up
"Sorry, I was trying to roll. It's a lot quicker than using your feet" Link replied
"If it is alrigh-" Zelda began to say
"Link, time for lunch!" his grandfather told him
"Zelda, want to come to lunch?" Link asked"
"Ok" said Zelda quickly
YESS!!! Link thought in his head.
While Zelda wondered when she should tell him.
They ate fish, Link's favourite. His grandfather had mead. Then Link said Zelda should go home before he spews. Before she did, she told Link that now she has to invite him to lunch one day.
As Zelda got home, her father, the king asked her where she was.
"Where were you?" asked The King
Then Zelda told him about all the fun she had with Link
"Link was rolling around, and bumped into me, so I had lunch with him" Zelda replied.
His face went white, then said "Link?"
"Yes, Link"
"Did someone find a child on their doorstep and remembered they needed a child to get back with his ex, so he called the baby Link again because the child was the link?"
"I don't know"
Then Zelda went with Impa, her maid, and got told about Ganon. Ganon the canon. Well, not really. He didn't have canons, just fat. As Zelda fell asleep, Link went wondering. Where he went, only the people that read this or get told will know. He went to the Hero cave. But he never entered it.
In the morning, Link woke up and ate some oatmeal. As Zelda woke up, her servants made her some Caviar omelet's with a banana muffin and freshly squeezed orange juice. Then Link got dressed, thinking his green outfit was too tight. Zelda's servants dressed her (She did the bra and panties though) and she had a nice loose one.
They went to the Dojo to talk with Swiftblade. Link has been there since 3 in the morning, while Zelda went after lunch. Link is getting strong enough to kill an octorok and everything. Then they both went to the coffee shop. They kinfused with what Zelda bought and Link found, and felt luckier.
Some guys came up, and said Link was poor and worthless, and Zelda should hang out with them. And there was no one around. And suddenly rocks hit them, like someone was there. But it was impossible. There was a huge rock someone could hide behind, but they looked there before they came, the gate closed, and they looked after then. If someone went through the gates, it would of made a noise. The fence was too high to climb as well.
Baffled, they took a stroll. When night fell, they helped it back up and offered it a cookie. Then when the sun went down, the realized they were in the Lon Lon Ranch, so they went home and slept.
That's the first chapter. Please
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in Link to the Past.