one day zelda and link were walking together in the fields of highruler, "zelder, do we need all these fuckin' heart pieces?", "yes nigga" zelda replied, "we need them for fuckin' heart containers, dipshit! didnt you ever get them on yur quest to defeat ganondorf when saving me? god.", "oh" link said as he sighed "that's why i died and reset so many times" he thought to himself. "lonk stop thinking and start yahhing", "yaghhh" said link. zelda moans, "wtf bitch?" link said as he used his grapple hook to grab her. "nigga this aint smash, back off" zelda said as she panted, "what the hell zelghaa" link said "stop fucking moaning you piece of shit", "woahkay hoduhhp biiiiTchhHhh, gotdam" she gained control of herself and silently whispered in links ear in a gay tone, "i have a secret bitchass.", link was confused. zelda transformed right then and there. "IM SHAKING, ZELDA WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!" he thought to himself, zelda was now no longer female, he was male, he had a dick, big dick energy, bigger than links. link caught the homo, "fuck me right now" linl said in his grunt language. sheik understood. that night, link became a sissie ass slut, and Zelda became a man. The End.