A/N This idea was inspired by a Youtube video I saw, it was Naruto being Cheese from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends. For fans of Naruto and Cheese, you'll love this fic!
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura awaited the arrival of their new sensei, who was apparently hours late already. Naruto, being impatient, decided to "teach their sensei a lesson. He carefully set a chalkboard eraser on the top of the door, and when their sensei came into the room…I think you know the rest.
A pink haired Kuniochi looked at the blonde ninja in irritation "Naruto, what the heck are you doing?" Sakura said angrily.
Naruto smiled "I'm going to teach our sensei a little lesson on being late, I think he should be taught a lesson." He jumped off the chair he was using to boost himself up, and went over next to Sakura.
"Naruto, you're going to so get us into trouble!' Sakura yelled. Just then, the door started to open, a man poked his head in, he had spiky white hair that slanted a bit to the side, a mask that covered half his face, and his headband was covering his left eye. As he stepped in, the eraser fell on his head, and a puff of white chalk dust sprayed all over his head.
"Ha! That was a bull's eye!" Naruto said raising a fist in the air. Sakura, trying hard to fight back a laugh, started to sniker, but held it. Although, inner Sakura was laughing her head off "Got to admit! That was defiantly a bull's eye!"
Sasuke, as usual, had no emotin for the comical scene. The Jounin picked up the eraser, and set on a nearby table, and smiled under his mask "My first impression on you three" he said smiling "is that I hate you."
"C'mon Frankie, please!" Bloo said following Frankie and tugging at her green skirt.
"For the last time Bloo, no!" she slapping Bloo's hand off her skirt "Besides, what do you want with the cables anyway?" Frankie said in brief curiosity.
"I'm gonna build a time machine, please!" Bloo responded kneeling on the floor "I'm begging you; I just need those cables to finish it!" Frankie frowned and rolled her eyes, and continued on her way through the hallway.
Bloo stopped following Frankie and frowned, he knew Frankie wasn't going to give up those cables easily, so h then smirked and took out photos.
"Oh Frankie" Bloo teased, waving the pictures in the air. Frankie's eyes widened when she got a goos look at the photos.
She slowly lifted her finger, and pointed at the photos "Are those from the…"
"Yes, they are from last years Christmas party, and unless you hand those cables over, these go on the internet!"
Frankie grunted, it was either just walking away and completing her chore Mr. Harrimon had assigned her, and saving the scolding he would always gave her, and public humiliation, or just let Bloo have his way, and save the humiliation
"Fine, you win Bloo." Frankie admitted defeat, and gave Bloo the much wanted cables. Bloo smirked "I'm glad you saw it my way Frankie." Bloo then tore up the pictures, and headed for his room. "Good thing I made copies." Bloo thought to himself.
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Bloo got to his room, and set the cables on the floor, he then looked over at his "Time machine" he was building. "Good thing those puppies aren't in here, they would have chewed up this baby already."
All of a sudden, a foul odor filled the room, Bloo whiffed, and it smelled a lot like rotten cheese… "I like chocolate milk." A familiar voice sounded.
Bloo turned around, and there was Cheese, standing there, cross eyed, and with that goffy smile he always had. Bloo frowned "Cheese! How did you get in here?" he scowled.
"The window." Cheese then pointed at the open window, and a long cloth was hanging from it. "But, how… what… oh never mind, just get out!" Bloo yelled.
"Ok." Cheese shouted in glee, but of course, he just stood there. Bloo, knowing Cheese, he would just stay there staring at him.
Bloo ignored Cheese for now, and turned his attention to his time machine. The time machine, obviously having a bad design, was made out of a card board box, a frying pan, a clock, a few wires, and a chair. The box was the whole thing, it had holes made on the top, so that wires would be able to pass to the frying pan, which also had holes drilled in them. The wires were stuck to the pan with chewing gum, and the clock was also connected to the pan with gum. And the power cord cable Bloo had just received from Frankie was then tied to the other cables for the power. And as for the chair, it was put inside the box so that whoever was going to use it could just sit down.
Bloo smiled "Finnaly! I'm done, now I just gotta test it to see if it works, but on who?" Bloo scratched his head as he thought. Then it hit him, he looked over at Cheese, who was still standing there cross eyes, and his tongue sticking out. "Ohhhhhh Cheese." Bloo said teasily.
"Yes-a" Cheese responded. "Want some candy?" Bloo said smiling. Cheese gasped then said "YES!"
"Then sit down and relax, and put this frying pan on you're head." Bloo smirked. Cheese eagerly sat down, awaiting his candy. "Now what, now what!?" Cheese yelled.
Bloo then took the power cable in his hands "Just sit back and enjoy the ride!" He then plugged it in. Electricity surged thorough the cables, and as it got to Cheese's head, he yelled "AHHHHHHHH! I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!"
In Naruto's time.
"Ok" the silver haired jounin said as they arrived on the academy's rooftop.
"lets have an ice-breaker, you will all introduce yourselves, just tell me your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and a dream if you have one, oh, and your name too."
The three genins looked at him as if they wanted him to go first. "Alright, I'm Kakashi Hatake, I like lots of thins, I hate saying what I hate, and my dream is none of your business." Kakashi smiled under his mask, as the three genins sweat dropped.
"Lets start with you, girl with the pink hair." Kakashi said pointing at Sakura.
"I'm Sakura Haruno, I like…looks at Sasuke blushing…my dream is…Looks at Sasuke blushing…I don't like Naruto!" Sakura said in sudden rage. Naruto face faulted.
"Ok, now for you, cockatoo haired kid." Kakashi said pointing at Sasuke. Sasuke looked at Kakashi in irritation "I'm Sasuke Uchiha, I don't like many things, but I hate many things, and what I have is no dream, let's call it an ambition. And that is to revive my clan, and kill a certain someone."
Everyone looked at Sasuke with weary faces. "Gee" Naruto thought "I hope it's not me he's talking about."
"Alright, now you blonde boy." Kakashi said.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I like-"all of a sudden, Naruto started to shake, his head throbbed, and he blacked out for a few seconds. "Hey are you ok?" Kakashi said putting his hand on Naruto's forehead. Naruto nodded.
"Ok then, what is it that you like?" Kakashi asked.
Naruto then crossed his eyes, and let his tongue hang out "I like chocolate milk!"
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A/N well waddya think? Its gonna be funny, just imagine when the Akatsuki come to capture Naruto, er, I mean Cheese, remember…. They switched brains! And what about the sound five? Just wait 'till you see how they react to Naruto!
