My First Time With Flutershy

By DanMart (fo reals, not by Liza at all lolololololololol)

I am DanMart and I like flat cheasts and adorabelt small things. I also like ponies. Onw day I was watching my favorite show, My Littel Pony Friendship is Magic, and I thought to myself "I would love to live there and lose my virginity to Fluttershy because she is sexy." Then a huff came out of the TV and I was transported to the magical world of the ponies. Being sucked into the TV is my trigger, but I still didn't care because I was going to the magical lanf of Ponyville to be with my waifu.

I became Vagina Scraper, a well hung earth pony who was like the pony version of Jesus and Arnold Schwaehldv;joisf (A/n did I spel that right idk gomen ^^;;) and was super manly and sexxxxxxah. Fluttershy would definitely be my waifu fo sure now, yo. I clopped around Ponyville and saw that Fluttershy was on a date with another pony that wasn't a manly awesome pony like me, Vagina Scraper.

This pony was a dickbutt face pony named Viktor Krum who was all shaved and manly with his perfect bald head that looked like a thumb, only it was on a pony and ponies don't have thumbs (a/n I forgot ponies don't have thumbs sry gaizzz plz R&R no flammies).

I clopped toward the couple and said "Hey there Fluttershy how about getting with a real man...uhh..pony?" I winked and twerked showing off my sexy plot in a pony mating ritual.

"Oh my that is some nice twerking you're doing there, Vagina Scraper," said Fluttershy, who knew my name because I have telekinesis powers and implanted it into her brain because I am just that awesome. Even more than that asshole from school Mark who always picked on me for having a third nipple (A/N FUCK YOU MARK YOU SUCK.). "But Viktor Krum learned all the twerking from his wizard pony school where they have classes about having a sexy butt."

Viktor Krum twerked all over Ponyville and got every pony pregnant with his eternal sexiness. But I knew I could beat him at his own game because I was Vagina Scraper the coolest guy...I mean pony...in the world.

"You theenk you can beet me, you vimpy leetle excuse for a manbeest?" said Viktor Krum. He spat in my face and it smelled like farts. I told everyone within a 20 mile radius to step back because I was going to kick is stupid Bulgarisam pony ass in a twerk-off that thw world had never seen ever ever ever everrrrrr.

I turned on my jam "Moves Like Jagger," and had my homie-g-corndog-with-ketchup Dj-Pon-3 mix it with :Turn Down for What" with her crunchy cool DJ-ing skillzzz and twerked so hard that Ponyville exploded into a mushroom cloud of eternal sexiness. Everyone had all the smex and Viktor Krum was shamed out of the universe to be a loser on his own lame little planet while I drowned in all the pony plot that he no longer had.

Fluttershy was very impressed with my skills and we went to her house in the forst to do important duties and butt stuff. She had to kick all the animals in her house so we could do all the smex. It was waaay better than fucking my plushie at home that I put a fleshlight in, you guys. You don't even know, oh god yesssssss. When she came, she let out a tiny "yay" and it made me release 30 years of semen directly into her and she became extra pregnant with my babbies. It was da best.

When we were lying in a pool of our nasty funtimes, I was sent back to where I came from by Angel bunny because he's a dick. But that is totally how I lost my virginiy to Fluttershy who is da bes pony, you gais.

THE END.