Chapter 1

Aloha and greetings:

I really don't know when this idea came to me, I think it was when I was cleaning the prop room for drama club. It's a mess in there. We call it the Disaster room. I call it the disastering room... LOL. Anyway, this is really funny, according to my best friends, my mother and my little bro. so... have fun!

Disclaimer: If I owned Wicked, you'd probably see this on Broadway…

"Elphie! Elphie!" Galinda's annoyingly nasal voice called from the dorm's walk-in closet. Elphaba groaned. It was six o'clock am on a Saturday morning and both of the roomies had been out late partying the night prior. Since Elphaba was the only female in the Ozdust who could stomach liquor in the form of shots, Fiyero had challenged her to a drinking match. Nobody in the club was foolish enough to try to swallow more vodka than the 'Shot King' who had titled himself in his half drunkenness. She had achieved a sweet victory over the Winkie Land Prince, although, she now had an excruciating hangover.

"Elphie!" There was another pause in the annoying voice before Galinda came into the room and snapped, "Elphaba!" while she clapped her hands loudly and waved her training wand in an absurd manner.

"Wha-" Elphaba slurred; she sat up amongst the layers of blankets which surrounded her. She pusher her long black hair out of her face, trying to clear her head, which banged with a regret of the shots she had consumed.

"What color shoes should I wear today? Silver, white or pink? I can't choose." Galinda asked; she bounced over to Elphaba's bedside and held us several pairs of strappy high heeled shoes. Elphaba groaned and threw a pillow at her golden haired roommate. The pillow hit the unsuspecting blonde square in the head as Elphaba flopped back down onto her bed, trying to remember the last of her drunken dreams. She was sure they had had something to do with the self acclaimed 'Shot King' but she couldn't remember if, in her dream, she had been loathing him or loving him.

"You look like a mess." Galinda huffed after reviving from the attacking pillow and surveying her green friend. Elphaba laid sprawled the wrong direction across her bed; her long black hair was spread in clumps around her. It fell in unkempt waves over her shoulders and clear down to her hips. And not to mention, she was un-popularly dressed in only a gray tank top and matching string-bikini underwear, which had been the only thing Elphaba had managed to get on the night before, before she fell into a drunken faint.

"Thanks." Elphaba muttered, she breathed heavily as she realized Galinda was determined to not let her go back to sleep. "Hangoverrrr!" She groaned, again trying to roll away from the blonde's cheery presence. "Leave me alone."

"Common Elphie, get up!" Galinda said, poking her friend with her wand "Up, up, up!" Elphaba had a strong urge to send her the one finger salute but resisted and decided to be nice as she cracked open her eyes.

There was a knock on the door.

"The Shot King is here" A familiar voice slurred from outside. Elphaba chose to ignore him, but Galinda squealed with delight, ran over to the door and flung it open.

"Fiyero!" She gaily squeaked; the blonde bounced into his arms. Elphaba watched with amusement, she could tell from the moment his 'I-think-I'm-oh-so-sexy' voice had called through the door that he was still drunk. Very drunk. Fiyero spun Galinda in a circle before he took a look at her face. He gazed stupidly into her eyes. He blinked as if trying to recognize her before he dropped her flat onto her behind. Galinda landed with an 'ooof' and a shriek of terror. "Yero? What's wrong with you? Fiyero!!!!" Galinda cried. Small tears began to form in her eyes.

"You're not Elphaba. Where's Elphaba?" Fiyero's words were slurred together as he looked around, located Elphaba and stumbled to her bedside, where the green girl now sat bolt upright.

"There you are! I was just looking for you." Fiyero said as he attempted to sit on the bed. He fell off but he seemed to not notice that he was now sitting on the floor. Elphaba had to fight to keep a strait face.

"So listen, I was just thinking, maybe you and me could get away, go down to Tijuana and party for a while." His face was close to hers and she could smell alcohol on his breath. Although he was drunk, the look he gave her was dead serious. Like that of a 4 year old trying to talk one into something. His arm was outstretched was if he was 'visioning' a beach lit by tike torches, the waves lapping the water and alcohol… plenty of alcohol… He looked into her eyes; again she almost burst out laughing from the silliness of it all.

"Sure. Tijuana sounds great." Elphaba thought for a moment. Thinking was difficult at first. Her head rang from the large amounts of alcohol she had last night. After a slow minute, her brain began to function. There must be a way to make this crazy drunken college student sober again. Suddenly, she knew what she had to do. Galinda still sat on the floor and stared at the two of them as if she was idiot. She had made no attempt to move and was (for once) silent. "Fiyero, I need you to do something special for me." Elphaba said, making her best attempt to not mumble and slur her words.

"I'd do anything for you!" Fiyero said, strangely sounding like a repeat of Boq. He leaned even closer and wrapped his hands around her hips. Elphaba didn't anticipate his next move. Even for being drunk, she thought Fiyero wouldn't dare trying something as rash as this. In one smooth motion Fiyero pulled her into his lap and sandwiched their bodies together in a tight embrace. His lips lightly brushed against hers before she realized what had happened. He had just kissed her.

Galinda began to scream from the floor. Her wail echoed around the room. Elphaba almost had the same reaction but instead made an absurd squawking noise which humans, even if green, cannot normally produce. Her green hand made contact with the prince's cheeks and she quickly stumbled out of the 'Shot King's' embrace. She scrambled onto her feet and took his hands, so they didn't wander. Elphaba pulled him along, like a child. Galinda rose to her feet and followed them into the bathroom.

"What have you done to him?" Galinda barked at them from their heels.

"He's drunk." Elphaba snapped back, afterward she wished she hadn't. The ferocity of her sarcastic remark made the banging even worse. They came upon the bathroom.

"Turn the shower on really cold" Elphaba ordered Galinda as she tried to keep Fiyero occupied by flipping her long black hair in his face. He laughed drunkenly and again started wrapping his arms around her. Elphaba got shivers up and down her spine from this new feeling against her skin. It creped her out and felt wonderful at the same time. "Galinda! Hurry Up!" Elphaba cried. Galinda seemed to freeze as she Fiyero's hands began to travel around her green friend's stomach. Elphaba smacked them away. "GALINDA! NOW!" Elphaba plunged foreword, turned the shower onto freezing cold and together, the two witches pushed their drunken friend into the ice cold water.

Fiyero sputtered before he seemed to come to his senses. He looked around. The prince of Winkie Land stood in a freezing cold shower. He was drunk and had probably made an ass out of himself. He observed the two girls who stood with their arms crossed. They glared up at him. One was blonde and clod in pink. The other was green and was clod in a tank top and underwear. The now-considerably-more-sober Fiyero clambered out of the cold water and looked back and forth from girl to girl. Each gave him a penetrating look.

"I probably just made an ass out of myself, didn't I?" He sputtered. Both nodded.

"Oh Yeah." They answered in unison. Fiyero swore inwardly as Elphaba stormed out of the room and flopped onto her bed, complaining of a hangover. The green girl was trying to hide her blushing cheeks.

"Are you feeling alright 'Yero?" Galinda asked, turning off the shower and taking her unsuspecting fiancée by the arm.

"Yeah," He replied, "I just have an excruciating hangover."

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