Ok, so i know it's really short, pointless, and stupid! but i wrote it when i was really bored a year or two ago in the middle of my Graphic Design class. I wanted to type something so i went with something i knew...and then this came out. yeah, just goes to show how much goes through my head. (not much)
DISCLAIMER: I see people do this a lot and i don't know if it's required or if they write it "just cuz"...so here it goes: i don't own Aerith or Cloud, no matter how much i want them, i don't own the man from Peru either...i borrowed him from Spongebob.
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true
Then he got a really bad tummy ache…and then he went to his friend's house who was a doctor.
"Aerith, help me!" said the blond man clutching his stomach as he crawled through her front door.
"What's wrong this time?" she said walking in from the kitchen.
Cloud crawled onto her couch and made himself comfortable, making sure to get a clear view of her face. She walked up to him really pissed cuz he hasn't left her alone since she told him he was welcome any time.
He started coming over more that usual with some kind of ailment that was miraculously gone whenever she walked into the room.
"Well, you look a lot better now, why is that?" she said irritated at the adorable look he was giving her.
"That's because you're all the medicine I need."