Just your everyday normal crackfic...
Normal POV
"Hey Flame-Brain!" Gray called into Lucy's Apartment.
He came to make sure Natsu didn't burn the kitchen down... wait scratch that.
He came to make sure Natsu didn't burn the house down at all. There much better.
Erza was out murdering some innocent souls because of her gambling issues.
Lucy was out doing some random skydiving thing cause YOLO.
Mira went after Erza.
Elfman... Elfman idk where Elfman is in fact I dunno where anyone else.
It was Natsu's turn to cook dinner for everyone much to everyone's dismay.
"FLAME-BRAIN!" Gray shouted into the kitchen before opening the door to what looked like Natsu wearing a pink flowery apron and chopping some carrots before putting them into... a stew... maybe its a stew...
"Ha you look so gay in that outfit!" Gray exclaimed.
"So?" Natsu replied.
"Huh...?" Gray replied back confused.
"I said 'So?'" Natsu repeated.
"What, you mean no lame come-back?" Gray stated.
"No, so what if it looks gay?" Natsu replied wearing a poker-face. "I think it looks quite nice and its Lucy's so of course its going to look girly"
"Wow you actually made sense." Gray finished before Natsu proceeded back to cutting vegetables"
"Aye sir!" Happy echoed his catchphrase. But Happy's not important anymore so lets just ignore him from now.
:'( - Happy
While Natsu's back was away from the 'stew' Gray quickly grabbed it and proceeded to pour its contents into a nearby bush that was randomly sitting inside Lucy's apartment.
"AHHHH SHIT MY EYESSSSSSS!" The bush exclaimed
"WHAT DA FUDGE DE BUSH JUST SPOKE!" Gray screamed.
"Oh yeah, I'm a magical bush. I can speak and dance for money" The bush told Gray.
"Awesome, can I pay you 1,000,000 jewels for a dance?" Gray asked the friendly bush
"Sure!" The bush replied before taking the money of Gray and disappearing.
"Wellllll damn" Gray puffed before sitting on the couch.
After what seemed like 2000000 years (a.k.a 1 second) the rest of the gang arrived at Lucy's apartment.
"Hey guys!" Lucy greeted"
"Hi" Levy said
"Yo" Gajeel followed
"Bonjour!" Elfman shouted
"ASDFGHJKL" Erza Yelled
"FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCHES" Mira shouted seeming very angry despite not being in Satan soul.
And a series of worried faces appeared as replies and a crying laxus in the corner because he didn't get to say hi.
Eventually they actually sat around the table ready to eat. Natsu went out to the kitchen to get the stew...
They waited.
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
And waited
Ok they waited a long time when finally
They waited...
Natsu came back out of the kitchen and joined them on the table.
They once again sat there...
And waited...
And waited...
"OH, I left the chicken in the kitchen" Natsu exclaimed
Wait chicken... I thought it was stew... Meh
Natsu came back with the chicken stew thing.
"EW NATSU WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!" Mira screeched still angry for unknown reasons.
"Potatoes!" Natsu grinned
"I thought it was chicken" Gray questioned
"Oh yeah it is, now try it" Natsu once again grinned
Lucy being the first brave soul took a spoonful of this chicken, potato, stew thing
"NATSU! What is in this!" Lucy screamed before proceeding to vomit just about everywhere.
"UM, potatoes, chicken, your body lotion, lettuce, cream, some of Erza's rust from her old swords, carrots, milk, water, lemonade, a book and some broccoli." Natsu answered.
"EW why would you put broccoli in there!" Levy stated
"Yeah anything but broccoli!" The rest of the gang stated before cornering a cowering Natsu and beating him up over putting broccoli in the weird stew like thing none of them seeming to notice any of the weird ingredients he said he put in that, or just ignoring that fact.
The end!
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