Homer Needs Two Options
Homer is hammering the nails on the wood. The hammer hits his hand.
Homer: Ah! Oh, fun. That's broken.
Homer steps on a nail making his shoe have a hole in it.
Homer: Fiddle dee dee...that will require a tension shot. I need some options, do I swear or do I kick the doghouse down?
The options appear. The first option says, "Swear", and the second option says, "Kick the Doghouse Down".
Homer: Gee, I can't pick the first option, but I am going to pick the second option which tells me it's time to...KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!
Homer starts kicking the doghouse multiple times with his foot.
Marge and Lisa arrive.
Lisa: Dad, we bought you a new doghouse.
Homer: Where'd you get the money.
Marge: Well, it was more than half of a swear jar. If you look inside the doghouse, there's a little surprise.
Maggie appears inside the doghouse.
Homer: Maggie. Oh, cute.
Bonus:
Homer gasps in surprise.
Homer: Beer! How did you know?
The end.